Its gotten a bit tougher to sort thru everything...and wednesdays are my busy days.
this past wednesday was very busy for me....sigh.
next week will be better!! lol
you know what???
i lost the first part of what i typed. here is the second part.
sorry. We at HDH are watching re runs of RuPaul's drag race...so if this report sounds gay..we apologize bitches!!!!! (but we dont mean it)
7. The Nosy, Why the hell do you care post of the week goes to TheExecutive and the question of how long do providers prefer in between appointments. (We at HDH just ask one question...we care because...????) The GD board was treated to a special commentary from Kathy of 47th Street, the ace street reporter of Hump Day Headquarters!! Kathy took a stand for all providers and let everyone know...sometimes, you dont want to fucking know what goes on before or after you see a provider. Thank you Kathy for shedding the light on this dark, dark subject!! You rock out loud honey!! Strut that street! Work that corner!! See you at the free clinic!
8. We at HDH want to thank two providers for keeping it real with some of the dumbshit posted on the GD board this week. We thank BackDoorGirl and LittlehouseonthePrarie for keeping their backs straight and keeping it fracking real. Some of the threads were just...stupid. These two brave souls posted on two different threads..but we thank them for attempting to bring sanity back. BackDoorGirl told everyone that providers tell gents what they want to hear..so why as the damned question in the first place! (On this point, we agree with her. Really now...do you expect a truly honest answer from all providers? Not all have the fuck it, im sexy attitude of SinsoftheFlesh and Khym) Littlehouse basically said the same thing in the thread asking if providers prefer mustaches..
We thank these ladies and dub them..TheHonestBrigade.
9. We learned quite a few things (as always, that is what this site is for) this week! We discussed the going rate for an overnight(the advice given? just ask the lady you want to see. No smart provider is going to quote what the rate of another lady should be.) We learned that 6 month old boys love Lady Gaga..and putting on a video of LG is the only way to shut them the fuck up so we can type this damn report. (see? this is why Khym shall NEVER have kids of her own.) oh wait..thats just us at HDH...sorry. IM A FREE BITCH BABY!!! Oh, sorry. Some guy broke into a jail to have sex with his girlfriend (aww, aint that sweet..gag me), there is nothing wrong with binge boinking..as we binge drink and smoke...leaving a chair in the room is the nicest damn touch a provider can..well, provided! (how fracking adorable!)
10. The Crappiest Post of the Week (thanks for the idea, Cowboy Reporter CiaraPhx!!) goes to Skldmarks. Need we say more? this post has won Best Alias of the week as well as most WTF are they freebasing, pass the spoon and lighter we have next post. Need we say anymore??
11. The Sexiest post of the Week goes to...TashaVegas!!! omg. Talk about a wet dream cum true. We at HDH fell to our knees when we first read this thread..omg, dreams really do cum true...hell, we are in tears again!!! Ms Tasha asked an innocent question..about going BBBJ..she is considering it..but would doing so be considered YMMV as she would switch back and forth between CBJ and BBBJ? (omg, we are freaking out at the images running thru our head..and most of HDH staff are female!! Oh my goddess...)Look everyone..if you want this sexy lady all over you...clean the fuck up. Squeaky clean..or Ms. Tasha wont share her good goodies with you!!! OMG...we cant get the dirty thoughts out of our head...excuse us for a moment...while we partake in National Jill off To s Sexy Woman day. CAN YOU IMAGINE IT???? OMG. Sigh. We love TER..where dreams cum true.
12. Oh! How could we all forget the TMFI post of the week? This is a good one this week. Grab your balls and a beer kiddies..this is some shit right here!!There was a lot of retarded ass posts this week..but this one just takes the freaking condom...literally! What does one do...when one participates...ACCIDENTALLY in bareback sex?? Wait..we got this. You throw the blame on the provider (its her fault she cant handle her alcohol right?) and ask her to get tested...and then get pissed when she doesnt? Oh, the stupidity doesnt stop there...then you have to post on the TER GD board asking for advice? Of course. Makes perfect sense, right? So, the angry mob, with skillets and flame throwers in hand...massacred the dumb ass for the phrase Accidental Bareback. WTF? That is like being kind of pregnant. sheesh. The OP of the thread was properly whooped, tied to a stake and BURNED. stupid fucking post of the week...congrats!!
13. Finally...as a reminder, little 6 month old boys love Lady Gaga and Britney Spears...shuts em up faster than a shot of brandy ever could...anyways, we at HDH want to thank Sageslove for her lil corner of sunshine this week!!! This hot ass lady posted some Confuscious (yah, we spelled that wrong..we are trying to beat the midnight deadline...GET OFF MY BALLS!!). We at HDH thank her for her post...and nominate her for Hottie of the Week. Yes, we are starting a GD board hottie of the Week...just to make things interesting. Ladies must post at least once a week on the GD board to be considered. Please include a link to your site (which is NOT a desperate move..so fuck what anyone says about that). OMG..is Sage a RedHead???? fuck my life. We have to add her to the Sexy Ladies We must Boink List. That ass...sigh. Divine!!
As always, there was way too much to wade thru..and we do apologize if we missed anything (but we dont mean it)
yes, this week;s report was kinda crappy. Fuck it. You try writing this stuff, sucking dick, babysitting a 6 month old kid..running errands, managing website...WHILE SOBER. try it. we dare you.
Happy Hump Day deviants!!!!
okay..so let me try to remember what the fuck i typed....
Well deviants, its been the most insane week ever here on the TER GD board...there have been some stupid posts, some great posts..and some really what the fuck posts. Grab your balls, a beer and read on...
On a special note...we are crediting aliases this week. Why?? Because we at HDH are losing our fraking minds, thats why. We have errands to run, a 6 month old to babysit, dicks to suck and 4 pages of crap to wade thru. Thats why. Fuck it.
1. The Oh shit, I get it now post of the week goes to DDDbabe...and her experience with a bait and switch!! Our sexy and curvy correspondent went for a massage this week. She was SHOCKED and APPALLED at the fact that 1. the lady doing the massage was not the same cute lil lady who answered the phone and booked the appointment 2. the lady left the room to answer a phone call (our sexy reporter was laying naked on the table) and a guy replaced the girl!! Talk about a bait and switch!! Are ya serious? We just hope our reporter submits some photos of her sexy self naked on the table...so we can ALL feel her pain. Poor baby...get naked and let us rub all your stress away....
2. The Welcome to the Madness post of the week goes to MsElleJ!!! Welcome darling...here is your straightjacket, array of pretty pills and a bottle of vodka!! Ms Elle and her sexy ass self posted the five things she hates/loves about TER. The members of the insane asylum welcomed her..as did the trolls her found some fresh meat. We hope she stays..as her post made for some interesting conversation!!!
3.You know? We at HDH love the GD board. Why? Where else can a provider learn how to run her business and live her life? The Thanks for playing asshole post of the week goes to Putyourmoneysafeplaces...as a provider told the OP she had almost half a mil in her house...that went missing. Was it the pimp? Was it...a ghost?? We at HDH want to thank the OP for reminding us to pay our taxes and keep our money in a safe place! Hey, maybe we should hire this person to be our financial advisor!! OMG. Our genius is showing again!!! Thank god for TER, or providers wouldnt have a FUCKING CLUE as to what to do!!!!!!!! Oh, and ladies..please try to choose a hotel that doesnt have a keycard elevator. We thank Seven1.13.14 for that post!! (and all who posted on that thread. thank you)
4.The Get the fuck outta here post of the week goes to Xmen25. This thread also won Are you Fucking Serious and the Blame Game post of the week. So, wtf happened?? This yokel visited a MP and the cover broke. Ha!! You think a STD is all you have to worry about....DADDY??? lmao. okay, its not funny. sorry. We all know no sexual intercourse happens at a MP. (wink wink). So, proper advice was given (just go get tested and stop yer cryin) and we hope...a STD is all he has to worry about. (snicker, snicker). OKAY!! not funny. sorry. how rude of us at HDH. sigh.
but what is up with all the bareback going around? ick
5. The Duh post of the week goes to florida32835 for his question about screening. Why do providers need personal information such as (gasp) place of work and entire name? Its not like providers are asking for a DNA sample and your social (now that is personal information). This is the Duh post as this gent has a handful of reviews...actually quite a bit. All the OP has to do is read thru a few pages where rape was the topic of the week and he could get a clue. Better yet..ask Smarty1101. He now knows about rape...and could prolly answer the question of why ladies screen gents. (hint..its so we know you arent going to shove a broom up her ass with no lube.) DUUUUHHHHHH!!! Congrats on being TER's "special poster" of the week!!
6. The OMG he is so special, how the fuck does he get any play post of the week goes to Saltyballs and the thread about...why would anyone DARE treat a provider to DATY if she gives CBJ? The nerve, the gall of some of the guys!! Ooohh! Can you believe it?? Let's punish all providers for their personal choices! Why the fuck not? She is a provider..you dont HAVE to pleasure her. She must EARN that priviledge, right? You busting a nut isnt enough..she has to take it like a CHAMP, swallow and gargle your baby batter right? and then make mancakes out of it with? Thats a true bitch right there! She def deserves your extra special DATY skills? What the fuck..are ya serious? Once again, if something confuses us, we MUST post on the GD board asking WTF. Its the only way to get answers, isnt it? What the fuck...lol. We at HDH love this damn board...
While you may not believe that she had all that money in her house, I can assure you that I'll be seeing lots of Who-ahs with my new found wealth.
Maybe I'll even let Tasha take a brillo pad to my genitalia so that she'll suck me bareback.
Hope you don't give *half a session* when, well...!!! 
its been a shit damn day.
Hope the night gets better!
...you're going on my TDL...ever get to Vegas??
But you'd have to play with me! LOL
The HDR was a tad lame this week. Not bad, but not up to your usual LMAO standard - but worth a chuckle here and there.
Maybe we should try adding to the HDR... Golden XYZ awards, such as Golden Troll, Golden Mangina, Golden Fucktard, etc...
Its gotten a bit tougher to sort thru everything...and wednesdays are my busy days.
this past wednesday was very busy for me....sigh.
next week will be better!! lol