At least acne wait's till it's 13 before it comes on a boy's face.

Well, this is a Tom Paxton song, but:

Lets go to Michael Jackson's house,
the party never stops.
Be sure to bring your jammies,
Well really just the tops.


Light

"Cowards can never be moral."
M.K. Gandhi

" don't let your son go down on me.."

They both have black bodies and white faces.

They both live in amusement parks.

They both have high pitched squeaky voices.

And they both LOVE LITTLE CHILDREN!

Kisses,
Megers

When the big hand is on the little hand.

The doctor came out of the delivery room and handed the child to Michael for him to hold.  The doctor then said, "Michael, your wife had a difficult delivery but she is now doing fine."

Michael then says to the Doctor, "Doc, how long do you think it will be before we can have sex?"

The Doctor responds: "I'd wait until he's at least 3 years old."

Little boy's pants are half off

Thank you I'll be here all week, please tip your servers

What do Michael and K-Mart have in common?
Little boys pants are half-off!

Billy Jean is not my lover,
She's just a mom who claims I'm after her son...