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What's the difference Michael Jackson and acne?
orthodx 13 Reviews 5695 reads
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1 / 17
The first really really really bad Michael Jackson joke I made up all by myself

The name of Michael Jacksons new cellmate?


Wait.......





wait......





wait......


BILLY JEAN!


And I made it up all by myself!!!!!

Que Pasa 4353 reads
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2 / 17
The first of many really really bad Michael Jackson jokes to come (end)


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njstripperfan 4 Reviews 4038 reads
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3 / 17
What's the difference Michael Jackson and acne?

At least acne wait's till it's 13 before it comes on a boy's face.

Light 21 Reviews 5006 reads
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4 / 17
Re:The first really really really bad Michael Jackson joke I made up all by myself

Well, this is a Tom Paxton song, but:

Lets go to Michael Jackson's house,
the party never stops.
Be sure to bring your jammies,
Well really just the tops.


Light

"Cowards can never be moral."
M.K. Gandhi

sedonasandiego See my TER Reviews 3253 reads
posted
5 / 17
Michael Jackson and Elton John are co-singing a song

" don't let your son go down on me.."

Megan Riley 2649 reads
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6 / 17
What do Michael Jackson and Mickey Mouse have in common?

They both have black bodies and white faces.

They both live in amusement parks.

They both have high pitched squeaky voices.

And they both LOVE LITTLE CHILDREN!

Kisses,
Megers

Related Link: http://www.meganriley.com

FreedomRider225 2621 reads
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7 / 17
That is SO evil, tasteless and wrong... I Love it. (eom)


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orthodx 13 Reviews 3089 reads
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8 / 17
see, you did make me laugh, thanks EOM



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BIRD 3 Reviews 3976 reads
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9 / 17
When is it bedtime at Neverland?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

r_bear11 23 Reviews 5615 reads
posted
10 / 17
A picture of Michael's escape attempt {eom}


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Related Link: http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/r_bear11/vwp?.dir=/Michael+Jackson&.dnm=michael.jpg&.v...

NAUGHTIUSMAXIMUS 7 Reviews 4054 reads
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11 / 17
Another tasteless one. Forgive me if you're Catholic

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.  If he hears
any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no
choice but to make him a priest.

goodguy 56 Reviews 3919 reads
posted
12 / 17
When Jacko had his first Kid

The doctor came out of the delivery room and handed the child to Michael for him to hold.  The doctor then said, "Michael, your wife had a difficult delivery but she is now doing fine."

Michael then says to the Doctor, "Doc, how long do you think it will be before we can have sex?"

The Doctor responds: "I'd wait until he's at least 3 years old."

zarathustra 2 Reviews 5165 reads
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13 / 17
There is a sale on at Michael Jackson's house...

Little boy's pants are half off

Thank you I'll be here all week, please tip your servers

lvkevin 12 Reviews 4377 reads
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14 / 17
Re:A picture of Michael's escape attempt {eom}

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart ?
Because he heard little boys pants were half off

42play 1 Reviews 3359 reads
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15 / 17
2 More...

What do Michael and K-Mart have in common?
Little boys pants are half-off!

Billy Jean is not my lover,
She's just a mom who claims I'm after her son...

Number 6 124 Reviews 3767 reads
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16 / 17
How Dare You Defame The Queen Of England??? (end)


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Que Pasa 3371 reads
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17 / 17
All are too damned funny!! {eom}


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