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I remember some people who called me sir!
megapig 3832 reads
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I've had some time to reflect on the guidelines TER proposes regarding a "10" rating.   Initially I agreed with it but now, upon reflection .... I see that I've had MANY "10's" in my life.

In fact, since every girl I've ever seen has only been once, aren't they all "once in a liftime" - at least for me?

On even MORE reflection, it dawns on me that each encounter was "once in a lifetime" by the girl's choice ......

HarryLime 10 Reviews 3772 reads
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... But don't be to hard on yourself.  We have all been there...Harry

singleton 5 Reviews 5639 reads
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well "Sir, i say Sir" (ref?) ... my TER joke on this subject which has become somewhat old by now is the following (but first  note that if you appropriate this joke too you will face litigation cuz i'm mindful of your nefarious attempts to steal my board material):

"there IS an afterlife you know!"  -- singleton (C) 2003

this applies especially if you're one of those Islamic "fondue-mentalists" [singleton (C) 2003] who thinks that by blowing up innocent women and children you'll be rewarded in Heaven with 42 virginal providers

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Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone (*)
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was

"Once in a Lifetime" -- Talking Heads (C) 1984

megapig 2842 reads
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4 / 7

Lol Singleton ....

You don't need to call me Sir.

Only the women that serve me need call me Sir.

My friends call me Pig

singleton 5 Reviews 3096 reads
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5 / 7


"Sir, I say Sir"  is a Simpsons reference ... come to think of it so is "Sir Oinks-a-Lot"   LOL

trooper 22 Reviews 2280 reads
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6 / 7

It was during my time in the army and I was a NCO and when
the lower ranking people called me Sir I would respond by
telling them, Don't call me Sir! I work for my money! EOM

Foghorn Leghorn 4450 reads
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