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Feel free to add your own choices.

Happy hobbying holidays to all !

"Roxanne"
The Police

The classic tragic tale

Born Plain White Trash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K6Y-YGZUec

person on this board who can at least keep up with me musically

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD_6KqP7K0g&feature=related

and of course Lou Reeds "Walk on the wild side"

I'm not gonna continue to take your money on these silly raises lol

Pink Floyds "Dirty Woman". Man i got a ton of 'em.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQgSUKHGpNA&feature=related

by Baba Wawa. Also a classic.

i have a feeling this girl knew what she was up to

Love for sale sung by the incomparable Ella
"who's prepared to pay the price for a trip to paradise?"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll1Z-Z9anpU

instead of saying Fuck You, I will simply add See You And Raise You!  With the incomparable "867-5309"
Suck on this one!

But for a song about sex by the Topsters, I'll take "Pearl Necklace."  I was with a great provider last spring and, after I gave her one, I told her that's what it was.  Amazingly, she had never heard the term so I sent her the song later that day.  I always think of her when I hear it.

Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice," redneck version as covered by The Gourds.  Lyrics coming separately.

With so much drama in the L-B-C
It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

Chorus: repeat 2X

Rollin down the street, smokin ENDO, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Verse Two:

Now, that, I got me some Seagram's gin
Everybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped in
Now this types of shit, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the D-O-G
I got the cultivating music that be captivating he
who listens, to the words that I speak
As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
and get to mackin to this bitch named Sadie (Sadie?)
She used to be the homeboy's lady (Oh, that bitch)
Eighty degrees, when I tell that bitch please
Raise up off these N-U-T's, bitch you gets none of these
At ease, as I mob with the Dogg Pound, feel the breeze
beeeitch, I'm just

Chorus

Verse Three:

Later on that day
My homey Dr. Dre came through with a gang of Tanqueray
And a fat ass J, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke
Shit, this ain't no joke
I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down
Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now
But it ain't no stoppin, I'm still poppin
Dre got some bitches from the city of Compton
To serve me, not with a cherry on top
Cause when I bust my nut, I'm raisin up off the cot
Don't get upset girl, that's just how it goes
I don't love you hoes, I'm out the do'
I'm out, peace

Chorus

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice (beeotch!!)
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice (beeotch!!)
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

You spelled amateur wrong.
Second, I almost picked "Walk on the Wild Side," but just liked the other video better.  Love Lou Reed, though.
Third, here's another and I've got lots more.
"The Whores Hustle and the Hustlers Whore"
Try it, you'll like it!  lol!

And anything by Frank Zappa should always be considered.
Bring on MP67, that fucking pussy!

Yes, OSP, we do indeed chat a lot about music and compare our libraries.

The OP brought up Steely Dan. One of my favs, and they do a great show as well.

I got home not too long ago, and started to get my 'groove on', so to speak, so give me a few while I contemplate this further and regale anyone who cares in my own interpretations as to the original thought process of the thread.

Until then, this one popped in my head. It's by Steely Dan, and is about a guy's encounter with a lovely, young lady. Extra points to anyone who can guess what 'Steely Dan' is another name for.

And inicky. With all respect, love, and in the spirit of the season, back atcha.

No. Back up there. What I MEANT was it crossed my mind almost immediately. I used it before on another thread...

When I was 9 and started listening to them. Mom hated I played their records(YES! LPs, and not little phils, lol!) and tried to bribe me to get rid of them.

First concert I saw (11), and ruined me forever.

inicky, you might know a couple of these guys. I would think even more highly of you if you did considering your around the same age, same faith, and grew up in NYC....

Great song though.

You have to include this one:

OK.  I lied to you.  My real name is Gene Simmons.  No, actually, I'm this guy.  And I WILL Twist your freakin' Sister.  PS:  As for songs about hookers, since it's Christmas, spin this one.

“Roberta” is a great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms0NT8r6pA4&feature=youtube_gdata_player