So what's your excuse for being here?
I could say the same about you, commenting on posts on TER instead answering all the requests for your time, or are you maybe admitting that maybe your phone is NOT ringing off the hook?
Of course in my case I am perfectly capable of making a couple of dozen posts on TER in a day and still have time to see two or three different ladies in the same day. I don't do that every day as I am getting a bit old, but I still see at least one lady on more days than days that I don't see anyone. I wonder if you can say the same? lol
Sorry if this has been discussed before. I just submitted a couple of reviews and was thinking that the only options close to Curvy would be Baby Fat or Average. Both of which to me sound wrong based on my opinion of the ladies.
don't we have enough of those already?
and of course baby fat to me always means BBW (not necessarily beautiful). I would much rather see some uniformity when the profiles are created. Use of a Panthera scale would work nicely.
Yes, we have enough categories already.
That is the toughest one for me, when I think athletic where it comes to a woman, I think "lithe dancers body" not a Bulgarian weight lifter.
I see women listed as athletic that are anywhere from down right fat, to very, very in shape and beautiful.
and yes there are more BUW's than BBW's in my book.
nothing better to do than comment on pussy they dont buy because they are too busy crying about it on TER.
So what's your excuse for being here?
I could say the same about you, commenting on posts on TER instead answering all the requests for your time, or are you maybe admitting that maybe your phone is NOT ringing off the hook?
Of course in my case I am perfectly capable of making a couple of dozen posts on TER in a day and still have time to see two or three different ladies in the same day. I don't do that every day as I am getting a bit old, but I still see at least one lady on more days than days that I don't see anyone. I wonder if you can say the same? lol
You are way beyond the baby fat category. Anyone looking at your photos can clearly see that.
How about if you update your profile all by yourself
It's been published here before a few times and on other hobby sites and personal dating sites. I can't take credit for it but I also can't credit the originator since It's been seen everywhere and I have no idea where it originated! So much of it rings true, though!
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Hourglass = fat
Super sized = fat
Pic of face only? = fat
Pic of body under bed sheet? = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spiner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Pl*yboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Brazilian = black
Butterscotch = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cinnamon = black
Creole = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Eritrean = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mahogany = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Graceful = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
soft skin = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jail bait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
no age? = same as "28"
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across town
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
snowbunny = white girl with a black daddy
Available 24/7 = my daddy doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my daddy can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my daddy is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large
ITS A JUNGLE OUT THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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