Who among us hasn't gotten shit-faced and humiliated him/herself in front of a room full of (self-)important people? I say, give the story a rest, fuck all of those holier than thou assholes in the sports press, and, go Bruins! (Yes, in the old days, I would have loved any opportunity to embarrass USC but this time, not so much.)  Of course Jim Mora would never ever... etc. etc. ...

While having a beer or two or..... Sark gives UCLA the best chance to beat SUC....Eight Clap!!!

...UCLA's new football training complex.  Sark made a major personal commitment not to get drunk again and embarrass USC.