No, he makes $17 million and only has 2 HR and 18 RBIs but is hitting a whopping 260

Lets see, Posada? hmmm…  No he only makes $14 million but he does have 6 HR but only 19 RBI’s and is hitting .215

Ummm... Swisher? Well he has 5 HR and 27 RBI but he’s only hitting .216 and only makes $9 million this year

Geee Rjai who is it?

Its can’t be Carl Crawford cause he’s only making $14 million this year but the stats look about right.  

I guess the difference is Crawford has lots of upside, is starting to hit well and has a lot more promise than the three overpaid stiffs mentioned above.


HAHAHAHAHAHA

(I have a clear picture of your head exploding right now.)

sources
http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2005/01/new-york-yankees_111398168678860040.html

http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2004/12/boston-red-sox.html