From today's Sports Illustrated: A 67-year-old New Jersey man was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours of community service, and was fined $1,000 after he shot his family's African Gray parrot because, he says, its squawking was interrupting a televised NASCAR race. Darn those birds!!! Don't they know there's a race on?
Uh, I really haven't given it much thought. Maybe 62? The one thing I know for sure is that, if I can hang around until then, I'll turn 60 a week from tomorrow.
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