i promised a friend of mine that
i would help in all aspects of opening
a Sports Bar. I thought doing some
mass inquiry, into what the average
consumer would like to see in that type
of club, would be a good start.

and i do remember you mentioning that
you would create a special alias for me.
MUAH to you for thinking me important
enough to do so.

my friend is way ahead of you little
phil*does little reference anything
else?*

the first drink is on me hon and i'm
40D. OK? 21, 105lbs, 5'5", long sandy-blond hair.

TY sir for your input, my friend respects
your opinion immensly, sort-of

Virtually everything I like to do should not be done in front of children.

If OTOH you mean it won't just be a "sausage fest" with a bunch of dirty, smelly drunk guys and no women. In that case I am all for it. The problem with many if not most sports bars is that lack of female patrons. While I love to fuck bartenders and cocktail waitresses, you always have to wait for them to get off of work. You don't have that problem when the women aren't "on the clock" lol

I am a drunken, gambling, whoremonger, I would hope I am not considered "average" lol

Plenty of TV's with good visibility to see multiple games, as I often have several bets going on at the same time. Hot waitresses/bartenders are a must, and decent food is a plus. College football lasts for well over 12 hours on Saturday, and NFL on Sunday lasts almost as long, so a decent bite to eat helps soak up some of the alcohol. lol

-- Modified on 10/27/2011 12:04:39 PM

and i will be standing in as a waitress
for a short while; to see if all goes
well. i am resigned to help make sure
this venture has a good chance at survival.

It will be my friends legacy

you wouldn't give me the time of day?
i would much rather you honor my "friend" hon.
he is a man above all others IMO. i live
to make his life comfortable

who can accomodate the "assumed" better than
average . The_Mrs already has, in store,
a Gamblers night.
the bartenders will be judged solely on their ability to create the perfect "Old School"
longisland icedtea

we're going to put monitors in the restrooms hon

absolute respect. ass-grabbing is delegated to
those whom a romantic interest is
established. i understand where we are tho sir.
the required uniforms will be form fitting but
tasteful

TY for your desire to raise your glass hon

i would be happy to share private messages
with you as it seems we may have strayed
into an area of heated emotions.

Big screen TVs abound.  No stupid sports on (college anything, or basketball).  Good drink prices and waitresses and female bartenders with the absolute legal minimums of clothing.  Oh, and betting on sports, but that goes without saying.  If the ladies are hot enough, an occasion college game could be tolerated, especially if she blocks my view of the television.

Congratulations on being the first. lmao


Oh wait, I take that back. liorr crashed and burned with several of the ladies here, but liorr seems to have that effect on the ladies here. lol

being shot down while "under the influence" is so much easier to take. lol

1)  Good food.  Burgers, wings, fried food, tex/mex, decent pizza from your own oven, sushi bar.
2)  Not just hot-looking waitresses with minimal clothing, but spontaneous wild stuff happening (at least after 9 pm when families with kids are gone) like wet T-shirt contests, bachelor parties and lap dance contests (just kidding).
3)  Theme nights builts around big sporting events.  
4)  Bring in sports celebs.  NFL stars, NASCAR drivers, etc. for autograph signings.
There's probably more but that's all I can think of now.
nick
PS: Yes, I did make up this alias for you.  Or was it The_Mrs.?  I think it was  you, nursie.

You were shot down.

If it's any consolation, liorr was shot down by paid escorts after offering them money, your shame shouldn't cut anywhere near as deep. lol

and make the urinal a trough while you're at it. just like the old time stadiums

"Important enough" ain't it.  From what I've been told, the operative words would be "hot enough."

I love the way you say "sir."  It is adorable.  I would love to lift a glass their to your friend, along with others on the board.  But if you are a scantily-clad waitress, I will not be able to stop myself from grabbing your ass.  I think your friend would approve.

I was just having some fun.  I'll give you the time of day anytime and I'm not even sure what I actually knew about your looks.  I know things are tough right now and I was just trying to lighten the mood a bit.  If I offended you, I'm sorry.
Yours,
HPB, a/k/a nick

I like being able to see the TVs no matter where i'm sitting. The place near me has 3o flat screens hanging 20-25 ft up high. They're all different sizes and the giant ones have the biggest games of the day playing which isn't always the local teams. And the volume is on for these games.  TVs across the top of the main bar playing all different sports  and I like the large booths with their own TVs.  Dude also has awesome jerseys and memorbilia everywhere.  Beer & Wing Specials and caters to 3 or 4 fan clubs not just the team the owner likes.

hot waitresses, big TVs, absolutely no children allowed ever, no crap sports on the TVs (soccer, gymnastics, women's basketball, etc... women's beach volleyball is always allowed),  football, football and more football.

I would love to PM you, but you are using an alias.  Anyway, I wrote the part about ass-grabbing before my apology above (or below, I've lost track), so I understand your sensitivities now.  If you want to contact me you know my handle is inicky46.  Peace.
PS:  I am very pleased the uniforms will be form-fitting!  

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The odd thing is, I had not been drinking yet.  So the only explaination is sheer stupidity.  Thanks so much for pointing it out.  
PS: FYATWYRIO.  But thanks, too.

Shooting Yourself Down While Stone Sober But Stupid.
The only comfort is having invented an entirely new category.

and on the flip-side you kno how
to contact me.

no apologies are necessary, but i insist
on a respectful tone when addressing me.
i realize that the men associated with
this board are here for a designated
purpose, so given that, i hold no grudges.

disrespect for me, in turn, shows disrespect
for OSP. i will not be party to that. i will
at all times defend whatever time he has left
with us.

any hope of a "piece" comes with gentlemanly
conduct only. haha

any ass-grabbing in the fore-mentionioned
establishment will be met with expulsion from
said venue. maybe i can double as a bouncer?
nothing like a pair of 40D's in your face as
i "toss you off" hehe

I guess this is what MP meant when he warned someone who was acting up that "The_Nurse will tear you a new one."  Anyway, sorry, and best wishes to all.  Re your last line, I am sure it would be worth it, hehe!