Dear Everyone,
Please allow me to introduce myself,
I am a woman of love and grace.
Been around for seven long years,
Touched many a man’s soul and faith.
And I was ‘round when another site
Was the standard of class and taste.
Made damn sure our community
Was strong, and served it first-rate!
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guess my name.
But what’s puzzling you,
Is where I may have gone to.
I stuck around my studio,
When I saw it was a time for a change.
Thought I could make it on my own,
Shut my doors to new clientele.
My morale sank
When so many spake
That the Pac North-West
Was just a’not the same.
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah!
Ah, what’s puzzling you,
Is if I may been gone for good!
I watched with concern
While my friends dispersed
To all sorts of different sites
With different rights.
I shouted out,
“What happened to our community?”
When after all,
It is you and me.
Let me please introduce myself,
I am a woman of touch and grace.
And I laid down and spread my energy
For all those who are willing to receive.
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah!
But what’s puzzling you,
Is if I had gone to Wonderland, for good, baby.
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah!
But what’s confusing you,
Is if I’ll now stick around for good.
Just as every touch has a response,
And all who feel will melt.
If heads can spin,
Just call me Alice,
‘Cause I’m gonna blow your whole world!
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy,
Send two good references, and show some taste.
Use all your well-learned chivalry,
And you guaranteed the time of your life!
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah!
But what’s puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, let’s get down!
Tell me, baby, what’s my name?
Tell me, honey, can you guess my name?
Tell me, baby, what’s my name?
I tell you, simply, yes, I’m here to stay!
What’s my name?
Tell me, baby, what’s my name?
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name?
your Alice Carroll
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