It is that time of year to show your wild, yet tender, side. If you bring along a donation for the Humane Society I will reward you with a generous handling fee (donation being just say, a few cans of Fancy Feast, or a pet toy). Both present playpals and new friends are welcome to doorbuster specials of $180 for an Ecstatic Hour, or $120 for a Happy Hour. This offer is open to everyone until the end of next week, and present pals until the end of May (provider references kindly requested if we haven't yet met).


I will slip on something fetching and await some heavy petting...



-- Modified on 5/3/2005 3:24:09 PM