and of course i will be tested and prove it
just wanting to really feel the real deal

tests can be faked and are not good for the last 2-5 weeks.

Have a death wish?
Think someone else does?
Want to be a father?
Think someone else wants to be a mother?

Are you serious?  If that is what you want, I believe you are looking oin the wrong place.  Try The Weekly or The Stranger.

You weant to feel the real deal?  Come on, everyone knows that it feels like "Warm apple pie".

ive never been able to have a woman bare yet and would love to know what it is like to be bare

Then get a girlfriend and get her on the pill.  There are too many risks involved, what you want to do is like playing russian roulette with your "little buddy."

Get married or a steady girl friend. What you are suggesting endangers the whole community.
YES, it is better.

Do us all a favor:  get a girlfriend and quit this hobby today.

No one in their right mind would provide that kind of service for you, and if by some fluke you did find someone, you can be your life she or he has some kind of deadly disease they don't mind sharing.

Your post is by far the most ignorant, idiotic thing I've read in any of the communites.

Speaking just for myself, if you ever find someone so stupid as to do this for you, please let us all know.  None of us will ever want to see that person, so we'd appreciate some warning of anyone who runs the risk of spreading HIV, AIDS or any number of diseases to hobbiest or providers.

Want to experience the real thing?  Get a girlfriend.

Earnie,

Having been one of your more recent encounters, first i want to assure ladies you may see in the future that you never made even so much as an attempt to have anything uncovered, you did not even gripe when Brook covered for French. Next i would like to strongly suggest that you educated yourself on the transmission of STI's ... i did not even have sex with my husband till i had an STI test in hand. A girlfriend is not safe, unless she has tested, and as none of us knows what our SO's are doing when we are not around, we still do not have any guarantees then. THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO GET STI'S are THE KIND OF PROPLE WHO HAVE THE S part of that abbreviation.

You are a kind sweet man and i know you would never violate the limits of another. As much as you feel attacked, i want to commend you for at least asking, no one else does they just go for it and i have to bring out the bitch.

Love and Light
roxy

here are just a few places to start
http://www.projectinform.org/

http://understanding.takingitglobal.org/health/HIVAIDS

http://www.aids.org/

http://www.cdc.gov/nchstp/dstd/dstdp.html
http://www.stdjournal.com/pt/re/std/home.htm;jsessionid=AKZgYF6xWx1Rbr9LRfaqOEDtAjeijojFJdEC8ZTh1nucgTZ7zm0q!-784828714

http://www.niaid.nih.gov/factsheets/stdinfo.htm

this is just a joke, why would i want to take a chance of exposure,or exposing them

i hope that i am not hated for just goofing around
sorry if i upset anyone,please forgive me as the original post was posted purly in fun, i would never see a provider who said she would go bare ,i sicerely hope that this clears up the confusion
sorry earnie

I doubt you were joking around when you posted it.  Having read all of your reviews, it seems you complain about the fact that a few have used "jimmies" to give you French and it was incredibly disappointing to you.

Also, having read your posts, you don't strike me as a very intelligent individual.  Not only because you write so poorly, but because you have shown us all how you think or form your thoughts, which leads me to believe you're really are stupid enough to look for unprotected encounters.

I'm thinking the only reason you're suggesting it's a joke, is because you feel attacked for evidencing your own complete ignorance.

So you have indeed been seeking it, which leads me to believe you weren't joking around at all.

i was only goofin and it now seems that it was not funny so for this i appologise
please forgive me
thanks eman

joke - something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist

Why do people think it's appropriate to say "I was joking" in place of accepting responsiblity for saying something idiotic? I guess if this is a joke then we'll wait for the climatic humorous twist. Or if you'd prefer to come clean and admit your question was ridiculuos and now you see how wrong and foolish you were that would be fine as well.

CW

every provider that i have seen i have been very happy with
so i must ask you mr perfect grammar and puntuation
do you have a quote from one of my reveiws that states i was unhappy or complaining
and does not the board tell us not to be mean and slander one another, ie calling me stupid
i did not know that this was an english class

it WAS and STILL is a joke= i would never try any thing unprotected
i still appologizes for being an ass
but when people like mr miyagi can go around using racial connotationsand it is deemed funny

as for your personal opinion of me, it doesnt mean a hoot

thanks sweetie
may you and all of the other providers that i have seen be a testament to the fact that i am no monster, as it has been brought to my attention
that i have been put on the dangerous list
this posting was only done in fun
as id be out of my mund to ask for anything dangerous or something that would be potentially hazerdouse to me or a provider

ok mr BYTHEHIKES my spelling might be off and grammar might possibly need correcting but not all of us are english teachers

but i think by now i have appologized enough for being an ass
why dont we all just let it go
i mean how many times must one have to say they are sorry for a bad joke
unless your one who packs a grudge mr BYTHEHIKES, or you not adult enough to forgive and forget mr BYTHEHIKESthanks for your time

ok everyone i was being stupid and foolish and for that i am very sorry it was a very stupid thing to say and i am deeply sorry to have offended anyone by being an ass