This has been by far the worst week in hobbying I’ve ever had. It started last Wednesday when I met Miko Lee while she was visiting SF. For those who don’t know her, Miko is a porn star and has some of the best reviews on TER, deservingly so (see http://theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=8700). She’s beautiful, intelligent, and willing to do anything, but due to a confluence of events, I had a mediocre time with her. Now, you have to understand why this is so bad. I had been anticipating seeing her for months, I paid a small fortune for the privilege, her reviews are fantastic, and I expected the time of my life. Instead, she was on her period, we got a late start, I couldn’t get fully erect after the first pop, the agency started calling before we finished, and I forgot my wallet there when I left. To her credit, Miko apologized profusely for the session and it was obvious even with everything that happened that she’s incredible. But between the lack of opportunity and the high price, I couldn’t turn around and try her again the following week.
Feeling down about this, I decided to cheer myself up with someone else. I looked at the visiting section of Eros Guide and really liked the photos of McKayla (see http://www.eros-guide.com/files/sam1-mckayla1.htm). I couldn’t find any reviews under her name, phone, or email, but thought I’d take a chance and maybe get lucky. I called McKayla Friday morning, she told me to call at noon, and when I did, we set up a 3:30 appointment. Well, she didn’t call me again that day and I couldn’t reach her. That night I sent her an email asking what happened.
On Sat I got a response from McKayla. It turned out she was in a car accident (another car accident!?! – see below), no injuries, and she offered to meet on Monday at the same time. I also got an email from one of my ATFs, Cindy Lee (see http://theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=53321). I hadn’t spoken to Cindy in a month, but she said she could meet on Tuesday and I grabbed at the chance.
On Monday I called McKayla to confirm our meeting and she told me that the hotel didn’t book her reservation. Huh? Isn’t a hotel important for a visiting provider? Whatever. She offered to meet on Tuesday, but of course I couldn’t because I was going to see Cindy, and besides, that was two misses in two days with McKayla.
I got home, checked my email, and Cindy had asked if we could push the appointment back a bit. Uh oh, I know what this means. See, let me explain my history with her. The first time I met with Cindy I called her when I got to the hotel and she said she was running late and would be there shortly. I called again 15 minutes later and she said she was still on her way and would call once she was checked in. She called me 15 minutes later to say she was there, but if I wanted to cancel she’d understand. After waiting 30 minutes I wasn’t about to cancel and I was so glad I didn’t. Cindy was fantastic and I hoped to become a regular after that initial session.
A few weeks later I called Cindy to set up another appointment. On the day of, I called to confirm and her phone was number was disconnected. I waited for her to call me, but the time came and went, and I went to the gym instead. When I got out I had a message from her that she had been in a car accident. I couldn’t call her, but she called again and we arranged to meet the following day, although she sounded a bit reluctant.
The next day I got to the hotel and called for the room number and Cindy asked me if I had any condoms!!! You’ve got to be kidding! I said no and she said she’d get some (which turned out asking the front desk to run out and buy some for her). Still, the session turned out great and we booked another one for the weekend after next. She even made a point of writing it in her calendar and showing me.
A few days before the meeting she emailed me that she really needed a vacation and was going to see her mother for the weekend so had to cancel our meeting. Sure, I’m upset, and at this point thinking she’s a flake, but what can I do? Then a month later, out of nowhere, she sends me the email that she can meet on Tuesday. Which brings us to today.
So, I’m supposed to meet with Cindy, a little later than I wanted, but who cares I’m still excited, and I’m waiting for her call. Of course, I can’t call her because she hasn’t given me her new number that she said she was getting Monday and would give me, and in the 15 minutes I’m away from my cell phone (around 1pm) she leaves a message that she’s leaving for NY soon and has a lot of errands to run and it’s all really hectic and she has to cancel, but maybe we can meet next week. What the f__k!!! She contacted me with the date! When I suggested the time she emailed back “Great.” Now she’s canceling two hours beforehand! And I can’t even call her to complain.
Trying to salvage my plans I call McKayla again, but she never calls back. I try another provider, but have to leave a message. Finally, I get a hold of Brittany (see http://theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=44365). I ask if she can meet at 3:30pm. She says she needs to get her nails done, but maybe she can get them done after, or maybe she should get her nails done before. Honestly, she sounded like she wasn’t all there, but at this point I didn’t care. I told her to get her nails done afterward and she told me to meet her at the Hot Tubs at 3:30. I asked if she meant the ones on Van Ness and she confirmed.
At 3:10pm, just before I leave, I called to make sure she’ll be on time, but got her vmail. I decided to go anyway and called when I got there at precisely 3:30. Still no answer. I call again at 3:45 and still no answer. I called once more at 4pm to let her know I was leaving. She never picked up and she never did call me back.
So lets recap. Bad experience with one of the best PSEs (especially painful because I could tell how good she was and what I missed); cancelled on two consecutive appointments by McKayla; last minute cancellation by Cindy, who called me for the appointment; and a no show by Brittany.
Has anyone else had an experience like this with these particular providers? I mean, is there anyone who didn’t have an incredible time with Miko Lee? Has anyone ever seen McKayla? Has Cindy Lee flaked on anyone else? Has Brittany not shown up to an appointment she agreed to only hours before? Seriously, let me know. Between this, the past five days at work, and my mother-in-law, I’m beginning to feel jinxed.
Thanks for letting me rant.