Looking for all nude with lap dances.

Crazy Horse Theater on Market Street is your best bet. Good looking girls and fully nude lap dances. Be careful of the "hustle". Some girls will try to get more money out of you.

Also, the Mitchell Bros. theater at Polk and O'Farrell has some really hot girls that do much more than simple lap dances. It's an expensive but fun place to visit.

Most alcohol clubs in San Francisco are topless only.

My ATF and I were in S.F. last year and had plans ot go the the Mitchell Bros. Theater.  Interestingly we has just come from dinner and were riding the cable car back up the hill the the Fairmont where we had intended to change and go on to the theater.  We were discussing the theater on the cable car and a guy who had overheard our conversation handed us his card as he got off the car.  He was one of their lawyers and had made a note on the card to get us in.  Alas she was too hot to watch change clothes and we never made it to the Mitchell Bros.  

I have promised to take her back some day.  Could anyone outline some of the activities that we can expect there?  I have heard wild roomers of good times for all and my ATF would be very interested in some of that stuff!  She had intentions of getting naked in the seats and perhaps putting on a little show of her own.  She had been told that this may be quite OK there.  Any comments?

Outline the activities here? Are you kidding me? What about just tell officers you pay some woman just to fuck her. Geez, some people just don't seem to have any common sense.

Suggest you check out tuscl.com adn Redbook for strip club reviews.  Tuscl is free if you participate.  

MB is expensive with normally great results; New Century is slightly less expensive, but varies on quality.  I've heard MSC is pretty wild, but I don't care for it.  Crazy Horse is nice, if not tame.  Hope that helps.
HW

Nice talk Whore.  

Remember that all things said here are fictitious.  Haven't you read any reviews?  Nothing too graphic there is there?  And don't you know how to paraphrase your outline?

Hell, the LE folk don't need this board to figure out what's going on in there, trust me they know more than you must think.

No shit, everyone knows LE knows what's going on, but why the heck would you wanna give them anything in addition? Besides, you are only putting the establishments in jeapardy. Give me a break!

Hell, if LE doesn't need this board to figure out what's going on, why don't you walk into the station and volunteer the info to them? Better yet, since they know everything, why don't you turn yourself in for cheating your taxes or whatever else you do.

You don't go on public board to outline what the heck goes on in a joint. You could private email. If there is nothing to hide, then use your real name so people can mail you. I certainly hope most people in SF have more common decency.

I may be asking too much, but your responses are mean spirited for no reason.  Guess you're just an asshole

And you guys stop your bickerin'.
Sounds like you aren't getting it often enough.
I'm gonna do a stripclub crawl (that's a pub crawl with neckid ladies). We'll hit as many as we can. After all it's the Holiday season. Hopefully, my little bi-friend will find another consenting adult to join us at our hotel for a double-header.