I think I would have

to meet you and the hottest, horniest girl you know, in a similar fashion as your fantasy.  Have a drink, let you two lead me up to your room, and just ravage me all night.  I know what you would be like, but the mystery lady would more than make my night along with you, as long as you two enjoyed each other as well as me.  I might die, but at least I'd die with the biggest smile on my face the world has ever seen.  Then, assuming I'm still coherent and alive, spend the next few days repeating everything over and over.

LLAP,
Swim

lol that'll be a better way to start the day than with a double shot of espresso.

My fantasy is similar!

I've always wanted to walk up to a strange man in a bar and start making out with him passionately without even stopping to ask for his name or to say hello, and then without any further words take him straight back to mine!