Had this posted last year and Sometimes when you visit your old friends their is always a feeling of nostalgia, topics about last year and have a lot of fun, laughter's, sharing all the crazy, funny, sad, weird, ooopppsss, WTF kinds of experiences we all read and heard and some actually happened to us. And start to talk about it. Like....
The Ads:
-Those professional, intelligently written ads, detailed combinations of gallery, and when you read them, you say to yourself, I want her...
-The very creatively personally designed with just a simple selfie, direct, concise but effective marketing, and when you read, you asked? I hope she's not completely booked yet and scramble, hurry and beg her to squeeze you in, her busy schedules...
-The one you ignore, nope, bypass, not interesting, has lots of designs all over, upper/lower cases, numbers that are written in words, lots of typos, words that were written how it sounds, and sure that was written by her pimps/handlers, fake photos or taken from a porn site, copy & paste, but went ahead and read them anyway and at the end, you say to yourself, WTF I wasted my time reading that crap for...
-The eye catching ones so vulgar and explicit, you shiver when you look at it, but stare at it twice, three times to make sure it's real and say, yaks, eks, ughs, damn...
And The Reviews:
-Those beautiful reviews, honest, sincere that really conveys the description of the dates the wonderful experiences of the two or more parties, when you read, gives you a warm surge of energy from your spine all the way to your loins and say, man I want her too...Gives you the.. When Harry Met Sally effect.....
-The one that give a high ratings but has no words to describe them except OMG, OMG, OOOH, AAAH, UGH, DAMN, WOW...
-The vindictive one, so disrespectful, can not follow instructions went over the ladies boundaries and try so hard to justifies he is right and intends to destroy the ladies reputations, breaks your heart because you know, that the ladies don't have a recourse or means to explain the reality of what really happened....
-And few of The freakin as#h#le, jerk, impatient one has no clue about real emergency, illness, schools, children, regular work, car problem, traffic, and most of the times can not follow directions, then has a lot of nerve to blame, blame, blame and post flake, flake, flake, blah, blah, blah....
Then the Discussion Boards....
-Everybody has an expert opinions in any subject. Even medical solutions, cure that works for any illness, gives you detailed procedures, self diagnosis, self surgery, self mutilations, herbals, combinations over the counter meds, industrial chemicals convincingly works for you, and you tried those suckers and wind up in ER and your hobby life was put on hold for a long, long time and busted by your SO...
But overall we survived another year especially from our region with all the turbulence from the previous one. Good Luck to everyone looking forward to a better and more challenging year. That whenever you need a date, we have plenty of sites for choices NOW, I guess, just a matter of touch, click of the mouse, whatever kind of dates you're looking for whether a Black Tie Affairs, Sports and Casual dates, Fast Foods & Driveways, Cardates or the one that dares you to risk everything, no reviews, calls you handsome, sweetheart, honey and say pick me, pick me, I'll fulfill your fantasies, you knew it's a Red Flag but still pause and ask yourself? shall I or shall I not? gives you the Forest Gump box of chocolate effect..
Happy Holidays to everyone, enjoy one another, make love, Fuck as many as you can and Please save water, always shower together...
