J'ai raised the question about stinky hobbiest.  To me it's a no brainer.  Ask the f'er to take a shower.  Her topic, however, inspired me to think about more critical issues for hobbiests, which are PO (provider odor) and OF (offensive flavor).  I've been noodling on these topics and humbly offer these suggestions.

First, if she smells or tastes fishy, the gentleman should look up and muster up as much empathy as he can and say, "Listen sweetheart, you should get your skirt dry cleaned because I think you dropped your flounder sushi on your lap."  When she denies that she has dined at a sushi bar, you can then politely turn to the topic of trouser trout.

Next, to the more common issue of latex OF, we all know that we are not playing with virgins and that we are probably getting sloppy seconds, thirds or fourths and that we are mac'ing out where some dude was literally burning rubber just moments before you arrived, so we really cannot be critical of the fact while she may look like Michelle Pfeiffer, your ATF may occasionally taste like the Michelin Man.  

So, I think the sollution to latex OF is to suggest to the provider that she try flavored condoms.  Perhaps, banana or strawberry flavored so that you can have the illusion that she got so hot waiting for you to arrive that she had to diddle herself with fruit to calm herself down (this is a far more erotic image for most heterosexual males than the reality of that rubber encased dick that was actually there).  I also considered pina colada because I think it would make for a tasty pussy (indeed, the providers have suggested that we drink pineapple juice for more tasty jiz), but the image of a provider doing herself with a pineapple and then a hairy coconut was just too much for me to handle.

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When you made the comment I didn't know a tactful way to reply. It is very hard to wash away the balloon / or lube effect, even on your hands. So trying to wash 'there' multiple times may not help and wouldn't be healthy long term.
Your idea is very original I have to say.
It is a touchy subject, but only fair you have a clean playing field.

I lower the chance of tasteing like rubber by only seeing 2 people a day and never back to back.  I do agree with Jai however that it is hard to wash away lubes sometimes and/or the condom.  I have found that feminie foam works really well after a shower though.  It comes in a nifty lil purse size container and you put some on a piece of tissue and wipe and viola!!!  fresh and clean.

Tasha

I can be funny in person too.  Occassionally, it can be better to inject some humor into sensitive topics.