After my first work out at a fitness gym known for being open 24/7, I hit the shower.  On the wall was the "cummunity" soap dispenser so I pressed the handle and some white, opalescent ooze fell into my hand.  The stuff bore a striking resemblance to the material for making a pearl necklace or painting a face or just unloading into a willing companions mouth.  I wasn't up to tasting it and was glad that I brought my own body wash.  What banal substance have you noticed that resembles moments in the hobby?

For this recipe you'll need:

    16.5 oz. Sunflower Oil.
    7 oz. Coconut Oil.
    5.5 oz. Potassium Hydroxide KOH.
    16.5 oz. Distilled Water for the Lye Mixture.
    40 oz. Distilled Water to dilute the soap paste.
    Either 2 oz. of boric acid or 3 oz. of borax mixed into 10 or 6 oz. of water.
    Approx. 3 oz. ...
    Soap dye or colorant, if desired.

tasting the soap to see if it was cum, then I think you need to see more providers.  Your brain is fixated on sex because you're not getting enough.  Nice to see you starting at the gym.  More guys should make the time for it.  Being fit is the key to a long and rewarding sex life.  

cetaphil looks identical to man ooze. They use it on porn sets. I'm not kidding.