Escorts' posts complaining about inappropriate language hobbyists use in contacting them, with good reason. So I decided to share this email below I received recently, as a shining example of what NOT to say to an escort.

I would really appreciate your help, guys and gals, with my response .....what do you think I should tell  him he will 'get' with an hour from me? How shall I explain to him what he can expect?

Feel free to be yourself when responding! TIREDOFBS, are you out there?____________________________________________________________

Hey sexy,
I was wondering what I would get with an hour from you.  I live by UTC, am 25 and want to experience an older women, your body seems to indicate you would be my ideal.  I have never used and escort so please email me back explaining what I can expect.

Thank you,
XXX


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I feel you have to learn these things on your own. I would most likely refer him to your web site and ask him to make arangments to meet you as he / she feels comfortable in doing.

Gals like you don't really need to waste your time with this kind of communications do you?

I had to learn (sometimes the hard way) to find my ATF's and fun gal's on my own. I never talk about anything untill I meet them. Then if unsure I will ask to get comfortable for us both and do some touching and then talk.

I would suppose the answer as to what he specifically could expect would be "nothing" since he is under 40.

Tell him he'll get nothing and like it.

At first I toyed with idea that you could respond by telling him what you would do with your ideal lover, but finally decided that you shouldn't waste the energy by responding at all.

Good one, Cooch. Is SDO unique in the lame LE tolling?
'course Suz could refer this guy to Perkle, but that might imply she were offering something she's not.

I would resopnd back exactly what he gets - an hour of your time.  There's nothing wrong with that.

OK, this is all pretty funny and entertaining.

However, the thing to remember is that there are probably two different tracks: the obvious and laughable as opposed to the slick and sophisticated. The former may camouflage the latter, depending upon how much in the way of resources they are willing to commit.

You don't need this kind of stuff.  Just pleasantly tell him you are well reviewed on TER.

Obvious legal risks aside, there is no percentage in responding to someone who is looking to "use" an escort.  The mindset involved in equating an escort with other items to be "used" (toilet paper and kleenex come to mind) probably isn't anything an actual human woman (and an unusually classy one, at that)is going to get much pleasure out of dealing with.

If he can't figure it out on his own, he will eventually.

Megan

He is not worthy of even a response from you let alone any kind of explanation. Being 25yrs old puts him in a league of young men that still think they are in control when with a lady - wrong thought ! His questions and remarks pertaining to your body "might" be his ideal show his lack of class and youthful inexperience when dealing with a woman of your caliber. Expectations lead to disappointment in many cases but I'm sure your services have always exceeded any expectations. My reply would simply be when he can fully appreciate the company of a "lady" and realizes that no questions are necessary then maybe just maybe I will grant you an audience with me.

You outed yourself and you're still here on the board?  
Silly rabbit, tricks just ain't for you.
You have it so hard for Jenni that you lost it and now you think we are going to let you hid right here in plain sight, boy in blu?  
NO WAY!!
Donuts, Bacon, whatever you want to call it, You're toast, and you burnt yourself. "MR. Brown".. You're no Tow Truck operator. Nor are  you a has been hobbyist.  You are definitely no "FRIEND"

You're a greasy, bad operator.  Couldn't even stay cool under cover.

What Must Lt (Or is is SGT?) Sullivan think of you?  I'd be keeping my nose to the grindstone and working policy and procedure if I was in your shiny black shoes.

Don't go for it Suzanne.  All bad feelings aside, this guy is confirmed bad actor.  He tried to be a little bee and sting you before.
New info on his real ID.  
Doubt me if you will, but I just found out myself.

No wonder he's been on my back (can't catch me committing a crime since I don't) and on Jenni's heels.. she smacked him down with a dismissal!  Suzanne, you make him 0-3...

Step away from the pork.

Elise.

Some people refer to me as JB, because of my handle. But I know you don't mean me.

You need to clarify all the aliased members you're referring to, I've already had problems because of some asshole here at TER who has the same first name as me.

If Suzanne replied to that email by pointing to her reviews, wouldn't that be equivalent to admitting that the reviews were factual, and therefore the same as iff she just replied with explicit details?

In reality, if SDPD wants to buts you, they'll make a case somehow.

...in at least two unrelated ways!

Odd, certainly.  Unrelated?  I'm not so sure.

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You know I prefer distinguished, handsome, mature gentlemen such as yourself!  

(this is a joke, ok!)

Susanne,
 One consequence of putting your phone number and email on your home page is that someone can contact you before seeing your limitation on seeing those at least 40 years old.  You may want to delete that information from your 1st page.

Suzanne, For many of the reasons already stated, suggest you do not even reply. Furthermore, if you have anti-spam provisions, I would ID his email as spam and even if he tried to follow=up, it would bounce back to him and maybe he would learn something.

Thank you, WymenLover, for your great suggestion.  I have updated the first page on my website accordingly.

Thanks again
Suzanne

Elise dear.  Please keep me out of your postings here when it comes to "visitorsfriend".  Yes, I have met him.  All I can say is he was SO UGLY, and so was his game, that his face could make a train take a dirt road!  Sure derailed me for a few minutes.  He does send me little messages saying how his long arm will "follow me where ever I go and beyond".  I don't know why he does that.  I think he is just a lonely guy.

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