Why would these things be sexy?

1 - sounds masochistic
2 - sounds like she is hungry
3 - sounds like she has been listening to Shaq rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU2Otd3bSEA
4 - she's not enjoying the session
5 - Charmin fetish?
6 - sounds like the client needs to be working harder

Seriously, though...while I am sure you had a great time and these things were delivered with sincerity and intensity, I have found very few words that sound good in all situations from all ladies. I would rather hear nothing than hear someone reading a script.  I am sure we have all lived through sessions like that. How many guys out there have had someone say these lines when the real meaning behind them has been Are you going to be through soon?"

I saw Ciera Sage recently, famously filthy talker in her porn movies. In no particular order of preference:

Pound my pussy
Feed me that cock
Does my tongue feel good in your ass
Let me spit on it
Squeeze my ass
Fuck me harder

There were a few others but you get the general idea.

MfSD>>>>

Dirty Talk is my ATF & I LOVE cuckhold fantasies!  FYI-Just fantasy!


Example:


Guess how many times I got fucked today?  I LOVE to get pounded with tons of hard cock.  My phat cat is juicy wet.  Naughty boy come over here to lick & suck on all this wet warm cum out of pussy you nasty slut!  Taste all those loads that were squirted up in me earlier.  I bet you wish you were a fly on the wall, and could have watch me get ravaged several times.  You want to get fucked, like mommy don't you?

Sounds good to me Madame Pat.  ( :

Oh, thanks for the screed Mr SD. I'd say you're rather aptly named.

MfSD>>>>

Totally agreed about the trashy script reading.  Useless when poorly acted.  Awesome when real (or well acted).

Sorry you couldn't see the humor in it, but to quote John Sayles, "It's a joke, Precious!"  

Having said that, I think I supported both sides of the argument...I just don't think there is a "universal" scenario for ANYTHING when it comes to sex. What makes it difficult also makes it beautiful.

Oh and speaking of aptly named, Mf you too!

Neener neener!

I get it MR SD. You're playing your alpha dog/tutorial role here on TER with your point by point refutation (never said I didn't think your screed was funny) and then this follow up to include "precious" and "MF u 2".

You dealt this hand.

What do you prefer to hear ? The lady humming the 1812 overture in your ear, while she fastens your diaper and ties your bonnet on ?

Feel free to respond with something inane.

MfSD>>>>

I am not playing anything, dude...and I don't know what your beef is against me, other than I poked some fun at those lines, which the whole point of my doing that was to say that in this business, they are just as often cliches as entreaties (as one of the two people who posted to this thread outside of us seemed to agree).

A "screed" is defined as "ranting dialogue" as far as I can see online...most people don't refer to something they find amusing as ranting dialogue, so I assumed you had a problem with it.  Excuse the hell out of me.

I won't point out the other hostilities in what you are saying here, as i really am done with it now. Sorry my making a joke on your thread before making my point got you butt hurt. Sheesh.

A simple failure to communicate. No beef.

Peace...out.

MfSD>>>>

Now that's more the MfSD I see on the boards! I bow to your graciousness, sir...and I hope you get a chance to visit with Madame Patricia soon, as it sounds like you two would have a great time!

In honor of your post, a clip from a classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnO9Jyz82Ps

And I couldn't find the clip from "Passion Fish" that I originally quoted, but here's a good one...especially if anyone likes anal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkcIBvJU8Uk