QP and amigos were at dinner & cervezas at Roberto's De LaMar the other night when Jorge, crew chief of a landscaping company which does a lot of work at the grande plantations at Rancho Sante Greed, told QP about a new method of torture.  It's called "sexboarding."

Sexboarding is when su espousa makes believe that you are going to get sex, but you never really don't.  All you get is screwed.