I don't understand why you hombres think this is so damn funny.  It wasn't funny to me.  I was very, very dissapointed.  But I do appreciate the support from 2sense and Rugburn....I am El Rey where I come from, Y Muy Macho!

But I know I have alot to learn, and someday, I will have many reviews.  And then I will be a Big Man here in America tambien!  In the meantime, if someone would like to come visit me in TJ, I can arrange for you to spend some time with Jewel.  For 300 Pesos she will show you an OK time.  But the price is right, que no?  And she will definitely make you have a very HOT CHILE.

For now, I am looking for someone new.  I want to "take one for the team".  You know, earn my bones around here, eh?  I'm going to have to rob a damn train though if those chicas over there insist on stinking DOLLARS!  I sure don't want to have that stupid conversation again!