Subject: The mathematics of giving more than 100%  

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, what makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer this question:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And.......,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top Everytime!!!!!

And its good to know that

A N A L   S E X

will get you about 75% of the way!

...with apologies to Senator McGovern.

Well then...  For everyone trying to figure out how to get ahead with all the bullshit there is out there...  Turns out that "inhaling my man-root" will get you more than twice as far in life (208) as bullshit.  ;^)

it appears your math is incorrect for BULLSHIT. It sould be around 82%.

Sad to say that THRUTH is only a mere 87%. Maybe you should pay more attention to CALCULATOR...