Buncha Complaints

Okay here let me get this out of the way beforehand so you guys dont have to say it.  I know i have like zero reviews and therefore anything I say is pointless.  

That said, ever just run into stuff over and over again and eventually you just want to express yourself?  Ok here goes.

1.  Why are guys posting reviews of Tijuana massage parlor girls in the Escorts section?  Please stop!

2.  Im sick of doing searches with "Really Hot" to "Once in a Lifetime" in the appearance department and seeing these extremely unappealing escorts come up. Guys, you're ruining the whole point of the search feature.  I know you want to be polite, or you just have horrible taste, but think about what OTHER people would consider "Once in a lifetime" and rate her accordingly.  You're not being mean to tell the truth.  If she's not HOT dont call her HOT please!!!

3.  Stop putting ATHLETIC for a girl who qualifies as BABY FAT or CHUBBY.  Athletic is someone with a HARD BOD that works out and you can tell.  Tired of searching for Athletic and getting a bunch of overweight girls.

4.  Tired of searching new reviews and getting the SAME 10 escorts at the top.  Okay we got the point!  They have 500 reviews already!  Did you *really* need to add # 501 ?  I know some of you guys out there are brave and checking out the *new* talent.  Post reviews on new girls, not the same exact ones.

5.  Guys, those of you who fill your review with comments about how big your dick is.... please get real.  Everyone knows you have a tiny dick simply because you can't stop talking about how huge it is.  All we do is laugh at how dumb you are.  "It took me like 15 minutes just to get it in her pussy because my DICK IS SO BIG".  Yawn.  One very prolific poster here constantly comments on what a stud he is in his reviews and one escort who met him told me point blank he's a tiny little filipino guy with a 3 incher.  

6.  Why do you put the price as $300 if the girl asked you for $200 more for sex when you got in the room and the real price is $500 ?  I cant COUNT the number of reviews like this.  Put the right price for the girl in the box!  If she upsells you, then let everyone know by saying that.  We shouldn't have to read your long review just to find out that she made you dish out another 300 just for a blowjob.

I realize this post is inflammatory, but a good discussion forum has hot topics like this where people disagree.  I've waited almost 2 years to post this because i know its content is inflammatory, so take it with a grain of salt.  I guarantee 100% of you have complained to yourself about at least one of these things over and over again but were afraid to say something.

Go ahead and hate me.  These are just my opinions!

Re:Buncha Complaints Get Real Sunshine.....

Wow, do have a lot of complaints for a NON-PARTICIPANT!  As you admitted, you are too lazy to write reviews, but you're more than happy to criticize other people's reviews. I'm quite sure that everyone who does participates in this BD and who takes the time to write reviews, which obviously are each individual's opinion, would join me in hoping you crawl back into your hole in the ground very quickly and STAY THERE!!

That's a lot of gripes for someone with one review under his name. Mostly I agree, especially about the ratings. But it only takes a few minutes to look at the picture and figure it out yourself. Do some work yourself then complain.

Re:Buncha Complaints

I agree with you. Reviews tend to be too positive. You need to take all reviews with a grain of salt. BUT...You only have one review and in my opinion do not have a right to complain. I have eight published reviews on five different providers. Yet I still feel like someone who is going along for the ride compared to some of the more prolific reviewers. I wrote several other reviews which were not acceptable because they were too old. I accept the reasoning behind that. I still felt they were relevant because the providers were still active. One in particular is a major ripoff and I really wanted to add my two cents and salt to her wound. C'est la vie.  Why have you written only one review? Have you tried some of the women with the numerous reviews? I'll use Candra for an example. She is such a talented provider. We all want to pay her the compliments she deserves. In my case it also gets me free days of membership. I'm an on again off again member. Sometimes I get free days and sometimes I purchase time. Your complaints carry more weight when you contribute something postitive...like some damn reviews.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re:Buncha Complaints

Great Job--Why Would anyone Complain about this

Re:Buncha Complaints

OK, for the most part I agree!! Now I have a grand total of 2 reviews (even tho one was a composite of my ATF that I've seen numorous times)But never the less guys if she can suck start your Harley and can turn you every which way but loose in the sack but is not the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen, rate her that way!! a 10 for performance and a 7 or 8 for looks, no harm in that!!

Relative to the numbered points in your message:
(1) If they don't qualify in the category provided, the staff will not approve them.  In some places, massage parlors are like the ranches in Nevada.

(2) Sorry, that's just not a justifiable complaint in my book. See terms like: YMMV and the staff's instructions for posting rule here. My taste and yours may not be the same.  Some guys like "BBW" and other's like the waif look.  My "9" may be your "5."

(3)  See #2 above AND while we're at it, if you are going from the photos and not having seen the lady in person, you don't have a fair basis for comparison.  

(4) OK, that's not a really so much "bad point" but it doesn't work with the concept that that's also part of the service here.  Sure, the lady may have a number of reviews but that's telling me (a) she's still available and (b) about one more interaction with someone from which I can do my "comparison shopping" if that's what I want to do.

(5)  (chuckle) Alright, (guffaw) maybe I can relate here (laughing).  I agree, I don't want to know so much about the stud barn mouse as I do the lady.  I'm not shopping hobbyists so I'll give you that one.  What say let's chalk that up to being part of the "fictional account."

(6)  This is a descent idea and I think many of us take advantage of the opportunity to put the actual amount in BUT at the same time, some of the review submission fields only allow for a limited number or variety of replies and I think the staff is doin' the best they can here.  From a database perspective, you can only have so many entries in so many fields before the search becomes so broad (bas choice of words...) or vague that it's worthless.

In the end, I (gag) feel your pain (retch...) but I think you need to look beyond your narrow experience and explore this service more fully before going off half cocked..whether it's half of 3 inches or 11.......  I do agree though that your post COULD have generated some good discussion but perhaps it was the way it was put forth that get's it a "one" on the review scale.  You might do well to reread the submission guidelines (link atatched).

Re:Buncha Complaints -- Tijuana Posts

A little information about the way the system works might help you understand the situation with Tijuana escorts.  There is a seperate board for Tijuana hobbyists (just like there is one for SD, LA, LV, etc.); however, the powers that be at TER have decided to combine reviews for Tijuana providers with San Diego providers.  This is the way TER works, not errors on the part of hobbyists posting reviews.

Second, I have yet to see a review on TER for a massage parlor girl in Tijuana.  I have, however, seen many for providers who--like their counterparts in SD, LA, LV, etc.--have websites and book appointments.

Apparently you in not interested in reviews of TJ providers--and you are entitled to your likes and dislikes.  However, there are many hobbyists who are interested in TJ providers.  That is why hobbyists write reviews of the TJ providers and why TER posts them.

Asking hobbyists not to post reviews of TJ providers because you are not interested in the providers of that city would be like my asking that hobbyists to refrain from posting about providers in Vancouver BC, Montreal, Ottawa, etc. because I never go there.  However, unlike you, just because I don't visit those cities I would never dream of asking hobbyist to refrain from posting reviews of providers in those cities.  

As I said in the beginning, TER has decided to combine reviews of providers in San Diego and Tijuana in one section.  If you are really find it that difficult to seperate the reviews perhaps you should request TER to change its policies rather than ask hobbyists to not post reviews about provider in a city in which clearly many TER hobhyists are interested.

Re:Buncha Complaints

Oh!  Forgot one thing

7.  Don't you guys realize when the girl is "Really Wet!!!!!!!" 10 minutes after you get there, its not because you got her wet, but because most prostitutes lubricate themselves before you even come in the room?  That wetness you feel isn't her lust for you.  It's astro-glide.

Re:Buncha Complaints TJ Providers

The TJ girls with TER reviews are not massage parlor girls.  They are providers with websites who make appointments just like providers in the US and Canada who are also reviewed on TER.

Perhaps you are not interested in the providers in Tijuana.  Others are.  That is why hobbyists post reviews about providers in Tijuana.

For your additional information, the policy of TER is combine reviews of girls in both San Diego and Tijuana under the San Diego heading.  

Re:Buncha Complaints -- Tijuana Posts

Normally if we get reviews from an “other city” it goes under other cities.  At the request of the guys in San Diego, we have been allowing them to post in SD (considering they are next to each other.)

TJ, does not have enough providers with websites to separate it on its own yet.  Hopefully, as time progresses it will.  In the mean time I put up a TJ board so people could share information about girls who do not have a website.

-- Staff

Re:Buncha Complaints

First off, not only does this guy have no reviews, but I think that he is the same one that has mistreated some providers in the past. If I recall correctly, he was accused of being unusually rough with South By Anna about a year or so ago. I was told that he had been busted later in a bust, so that made me feel better. With this character, it would suggest simply ignoring him and his posts. I hear that he is a cheap bum that like to hit girls.
   As for me, I have several reviews under my old screen name(Gumby007). I have for the most part retired from the hobby though ans simply check back here to see if anything new is happening every now and then. Anna was one of my favorites and that is why I remember this jerk. I wish that Anna would have reported him to TER and then he might have been banned. Just my 2 cents.

I have watched/helped the chicas in TJ learn how to use the internet in order to become independent providers.  A large part of the credit for the growth of their business is due to TER and its very fair policy with respect to Tijuana.  We now have a viable group of providers south of the border who cater to the san diego clientele, and without the fear of being arrested by the vice squad.

Separating the discussion group out for Tijuana was a smart move, especially considering that quite a few of the top ranked providers in the San Diego Review section are from TJ.  The only downside is that none of the chicas feel confident enough with their english to participate.  Hopefully that will change in time.

The important thing we have to remember here is that competition improves quality.  Bridgette and Austin are no longer what out-of-towners remember as far as San Diego's top escorts, and you don't have to spend $300 to have a great time anymore.

But when you do spend top dollar in San Diego, it is worth every penny.  In my opinion, we have one of the best bang for the buck (HA, now I know where they got that phrase!) in the country.  Compare prices with Vegas if you do not believe me.  You cannot get full service there for $150.

My girlfriend Kayla and I were just wandering thru the board and we just wanted to comment on your comical dissertation/viewpoint regarding your concepts & ideas as a provider?  WOW!!!  Honey your rude, insensitive and an extreme turn off in the most sincere way, why dont you have the guts to post your name with those uninvited comments and observations of yours?  I'm sure were not the only ones wondering who you are?  C'mon babe, do tell, or dont you have the guts?  

*Incidently, we just wanted to let you guys know that We certainly dont feel this way, generally that is, agreed, few and far between there comes along an individual who perhaps warrents this sort of blatent disregard for his feelings as his behaviour during the act wasn't overly acceptable or enjoyable but enough said on that subject for this occurs so infrequently, why bother, besides why ruin the good energy out there by polluting the boards with such insensitive rhetoric?  .... C'mon reveal yourself!!!!  We DoubleDare you!!!!                            


Sincerely, Kayla and SkyBabyBlue

We later realized..... a few seconds after posting the last one.... that you may not be a female provider, are you or arent you?  Just who the hell are you anyway?  Dazed and Confused by your nonesense,   just U.S. Girls  Kayla and BabyBlueSky,