I recently relocated to Orange County and it's like “provider prohibition” here.  There’s no OC discussion board, and TER's VIP info on massage parlors here is pathetic (almost all of the 949, 714 numbers are disconnected).  I’ve stopped into a few massage parlors only to leave frustrated.  I have no idea how those places stay in business.

I’m just looking for something here in town (my schedule doesn’t allow for road trips).  Any help is greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

-Bob

You hads better pack your bags and travel up North to Los Angeles. Orange County is famous for L.E. cracking down on AMP's. I have never visited any of the places in Orange, but I have been to several in L.A. as well as Noreth County in San Diego. You should find someplace within 20 minutes of where you are if you a search. Good luck.

Supposedly the one in Lake Forest is cool. I've never been there myself though.

Do you mean the one located a couple blocks up from the Guitar Center on El Toro?  I stopped into that place and it was "wide open" with all doors unlocked.  There was a sign on a desk saying they'd return in an hour.  Looked legit.  I didn't stick around.

I think so. There's a strip club in the same mall.