My magical watch indicates that you're not wearing any panties.

You say you 'ARE' wearing panties? Oh! I forgot to tell you - it's 10 minutes fast.

:P

I'm the one you need

Wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

Great topic , here's one that I've been told . " Call me Willy Wonka cause you're looking like the chocolate factory".
😂

Heaven's missing their arch angel, but I'm glad you blessed me

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

actually worked a few times.  "Would you like to come back to my place for a drink? . . . . . .(pause)  . . . . . and breakfast?"

Cause your ass is out of this world

You must be tired...

because you've been running through my mind all day!

 
lol

Best... Worst... Just Make Her Laugh

Hey Sweetheart!  Are you a semicolon, because I want to use your body inappropriately...

(Can you hear me in the back?)!

Guy walked up to a girl sitting at a sushi bar, stuck out his hand and said "Hi, Man of Your Dreams, I heard you were looking for me".  She invited him to sit down and they left together.

Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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.....just very happy to see you".  Kills em' every time!

All those curves ND I ain't got no breaks.

Here's a couple for you sports fans...?

Do you drive for NASCAR?   Cuz you've got my heart racing...

Are you a gymnast? Cuz you're a perfect 10...

When she says has to change her clothes

I say, change? Change what? I like you the way you are

Repulican or Demcrate?