OK, for everytime you guys kick and scream of why top ranked LA providers do not come to SD let me tell you why: out of all the numerous e-mails I had, only ONE guy checked out as being legit.  Wow! I am going to FedEx you guys the Krispey Kremes.

I will now postpone my SD tour to Nov 17-18.

Today is post election day, and I am going to lick a screened democratic popscicle stick in my upscale beach incall location, in...LA.

So what were the problems with the guys in San Diego who didn't check out?  Wrong info, lack of info, LE?

Thanks

That is the only way I can explain someone passing on you, Mich.  Those reviews don't lie.  

Michelle is one in a lifetime, guys...and she is beautiful, sexy, super intelligent, and sweetly feminine in person (I know).  You will not regret it.  Her eyes will stay with you for days.

Take your time. Don't hurry. It is indeed understood that only one can be a lonely number. Please continue to enjoy all the girly popscicles on the beach that you wish, with our best regards. I guess some of us will have to stop kicking and screaming and will just have to make do with our local ladies in your absence. Better still, fedEx all the Krispy Creams you can!

I think it may have something to do with (as I recall) you needing three references from reputable providers. On the one hand this is, afterall, S.D. with more than its share of overenthusiastic LE, so I can understand your caution. On the other hand, this may be too high a threshold for most prospective clients.

I once remember reading an Issac Asimov essay about why there aren't any examples of organisms requiring three individuals for sex. The answer seemed to boil down to logistical problems. Possibly the same principal is at work here.

that SD is predominantly Republican and conservative.

There's that old adage about discussing your political views with clients...............

Q: What do providers and Bush have in common?? A: They both give you a good screwing!!  

Here is something I saw on the National Board. It seems appropriate for here too.

and doesn't realize how his "give them the chair" death penalty rantings on the political board resound with his attitude towards life in general.

Live it up, JBIRD...Michelle is someone that we bleeding hearts are happy to be associated with.

Don't want to be UNDER MSD.  ::Giggle::

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She should appeal to you bleeding hearts, and if she does more power to you.

As for my "give them the chair rantings" they were in response to her ridiculous position against the three strikes initiative.

Listening to Michelle's voice literally draws my tongue out to lick my lips in anticipation.  Warm and kind and quirky and full of understanding.  My kinda heaven.

LJ
"I'm almost never tempted to discuss my rank with people.  Especially little boys who don't even look at me when I talk to them..."  -BooBoo from Down at the Dinghy by J.D.Salinger-

her original statement was that she was upset that the current initiative had passed.  It ended up being defeated.  As for the rest of her positions, though...I am with her, figuratively and literally (in my dreams).  

You know us bleeding hearts. :P

You look much better on top.

soooo sensual...I can still see her eyes in my mind when I... uhhhh...well...you know...

You will always be my Wonder Woman, Mich!  Now, if we could get you and LJ together...help me, Jesus!



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They actually enjoy partaking in political banter. You see, I enjoy getting screwed from both parties! You, my dear friend apparently burned your tongue on coffee since you did not respond to my comment about your fondness for state sponsored executions and the state of Texas on the political board, instead you trudge up the boxing gloves here where they do not belong.

If you do not want to be screened, and screened well, I am NOT the provider for you.

You are very lucky, I'm just trying to have LJ for lunch.

Sorry if my comment was taken to be a criticism, which I didn't intend.

I was only suggesting that your criteria would reduce the available client population in any given area.

This is the thing that providers do not consider. In "ellie" infested areas one never knows who's laptop got snatched, e-mail account taken over, or shall we say...who is zooming who.

I am not calling anyone without verifying them FIRST. It could be their wife. Capish?

I am suprised that the providers here are not even more aggressive with screeing.  Only one person was willing to submit any information to me.  What does that tell ya?

the posting of a couple pictures and links.

There was nothing contained within the posts.

What was I supposed to respond to?

One thing I really don't count on is another provider's opinion.

You probably have alot of close friends as providers, but I got bit right in the ass when I had a talk with one of my "close provider friends" that had been compromised by "ellie".

So, I count on my own methods of screening, although there are two ladies that I do trust, almost implicitly, if I need an extra little boost.

Besides all of the information you can glean without reference, there's always your gut.

Truly, though,,, the best dates are really easy to verify as they understand that I'll be discrete with any info and I need that to go BOTH ways.

xoxo
Elise

nipples you would have given up your Mother's social security number as well.

Umm...the nipple biting was my idea.  She won't torture you unless you want to be tortured.  Serioiusly.  Stop looking at me like I'm a freak.  Okay, okay, I've got a thing for my nipples being....why do i have to explain...this is...
She just grinned and bit and I got a boner.  So shut up.  I don't want to talk about it anymore.

Get screened and go my friend.

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Really that is so kindergarten on his part. Pluuleeze pick on someone who has had a bigger stick shoved in her face. These scare tactics may work on a young teenager or a woman that has something to protect such as a family/friends/husband/boyfriend but you picked the girl that doesn't really give a damn and has been around the block. Next?

See y'all soon. Peace.

Please see my post back on 5/22/04.  As is apparent from some of the replies there are those that may disagree but it continues to amaze me how this seems to be such a hot issue. I stand by my comments.

After reading this whole thread it really does seem pretty simple.

Once a guy knows what a lady wants for screening information it seems stupid to provide her with false or phony information and waste her time unless you are LE.  After your initial contact if she wants more information than you are willing to provide then just move on to the next lady but don't submit phony information.

On the other hand if only one legitimate(willing to provide the requested information) client is interested in making an appointment and the provider desires more appointments then it sounds like there may not be enough interest in having that provider visit San Diego.  If that is the case then perhaps the touring provider should move onto a city where there is more interest.

All I can say is Michelle is a once in a lifetime experiance for anyone be it man or woman! I went to a party once that she hosted in LA, and OMG! She took the heart of everyone there.......
Welcome to Sandy Eggo Michelle!

Cheers!
Kyliesd

Since you have chosen to place your post under my post I can only assume that you disagree with some of my comments.  

I doubt that you disagree with my comments about the stupidity of providing phony screening information to the ladies.

On a number of occasions I have explained to both men and women that Netmichelle has intimidated that I believe Nettie is a real sweetheart in person.

Ultimately each client whether male or female must decide what provider they want to spend time visiting.  I assume that the gentlemen of San Diego are able to read Netmichelle's reviews, visit her website, read her blog, read her comments on the various discussion boards and make a decision as to whether they wish to see her.  If they do not have the mental capability to do so then I do not believe that Netmichelle would want to see them as clients.

Nettie is aware that being an outspoken celebrity may cause some people to like her and others to not like her.  In her first blog entry Nettie makes the statement that once she began posting on the discussion boards she started to find the clients that she likes.  Any famous person who is sometimes right, sometimes wrong but always speaks their mind will rub some people the right way and others the wrong way.      

Of course I may wrong in my assessment of Nettie so if you feel that finding a few warm or not so warm bodies with a few $$$$ will be a good match for her and make her happy then feel free to encourage those bodies to make an appointment with her.


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Since I am half Italian, they will do nicely in my pasta.  See you all soon.

off topic--love your new hair style and color

I haven't seen your site or pics lately--love the new hair style and color.

If you ever pass through Phoenix, let me know....we'll go check out some clubs and then maybe sip champagne in the spa in my backyard.

Maybe an interested SD'er could join us?

I have been trying to get into your pants forever! Someone help a girl out here! BTW: I finally went to Scores, and was thinking of you the whole time. I will look you up, I promise! You rock!!