I've had a dinosaur fetish since I was a child and wanted to know what it was like to have sex with a dinosaur since watching Barney.  Essentially I want you to dress up in a crotchless Barney costume (I will provide) and have you do rails off the coffee table while I plow.  Afterwards, I want to throw Jerky Treats on the floor and have you fight for them against my two miniature Schnauzer's.  Any takers?

I cant wait for the review on this one

I seriously laughed out loud when I read that.  Thank you.

Applause!  I get it.  I am sad to say not many here have a sense of humor but I do.  JAJAJAJA

Dog treats have no flavor.

Isn't Barney a dude dino? Not judging, whatever blows your dress up I guess. Do you also have a tape with mating sounds you've been practicing? God bless you and may all your dreams come true!