With apologies to RichFatLobbyist off the TER General Board - this had to be shared with my San Diego friends . . .

Anatomy of a Hobbyist

1. First session, she blows you away.  Not just sexually, but you just had a BLAST.

2. Same as before, but more "Connection."

3. Frequency increases, durations increase, donations increase, travel ensues.

4. She tells you that you're her ATF.  You reply in kind.  Feelings are expressed. During pillow talk, she'll tell you about a couple guys who are blowing her phone up, and complain that they don't respect the boundaries of the hobby.  THEY are past ATF's.

5. The endless parade of Hobbyists continues through her door (high or low volume, doesn't matter).

6. One of those future Gents will become her ATF.

7. Communications will become disjointed; you'll work to salvage it.  While she's pillow-talking with her new ATF, you'll blow her phone up, and she'll whine to her new ATF about you because you don't respect the boundaries of the hobby.

8.  Rinse and repeat.

please share with PHX boards

Hi Victoria
I'm curious why you loved the post. To me it isn't really flattering to providers or hobbyist I guess. Maybe I'm misreading it or not getting the correct meaning. Just curious. Please understand that I mean no offense.

thanks

cuz whats the point? Maybe 2 or 3 times over a few years I will visit the same provider but so much out there to engage why would one get past 2 as a hobbyist? Perhaps some here don't see this as soley and only a biz? If so I don't get it but I'm a hard assed no nonsense d*ck head so perhaps others have a bit more artsy senstive views than me that might have some meaning to others but would have no utility to me.

So much talent out there,  doesn't make much sense to repeat.

Not all providers are that shallow.

humor Madame - humor

Because it was so honest by the person who wrote it...... I sent it over to our board in PHX and it too recieved a lot of attention there take a ppek over there  to see the reponse

DITTO

thats the good thing about wash and wear, no wrinkles, no ironing, no fuss.  
seriously, it's all fantasy. if you want more, well...you know.  expectations and assumptions are always a dome of any relationship.  just one mans opinion...B)~

Thanks
I did look at the phx board.  I guess I didn't really see the humor but obviously many others did.  I think I need to hobby more! I've become too serious. Help!
BTW love your pictures. You are a very attractive and sexy lady.

correct. it's about the quality of the person or the amount of time/energy they have.

i for one know i will begin ignoring messages from regulars if they begin pushing for more options, if they begin trying to manipulate time (ie intentionally staying late) or when they stop tipping (while still doing one of the other two listed - tips are optional, but if u used to tip but stop while still trying for more or something that isn't cool).


anyway.
my .02

thank you ! the more you hang around the more you get a sense of humor ....we all need to be able to laugh at ourselves

me too.  worse still, there are a few ladies i've seen more than once, but nobody ever called me their atf.

Look MrRoberts69 - everything the sun touches, that is our kingdom.  A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, MrRoberts69, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.  And all this will be yours - everything the light touches.