BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is
Important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime
outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man
will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into
motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.


Here comes the important part:


(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRI LL.


More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.


More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some women....
 

Hugs and Kisses,
Jai Loren

-- Modified on 5/25/2007 1:25:14 PM

From the incessant "Men are Homer Simpson clones" jokes, TV shows, movies, cartoons, books, etc. that have been around the past few years, I would gather that is pretty much all we are good for.  Can't imagine why the superior gender would put up with us otherwise.

Now where are some of those "Women are just sex objects" jokes that I had around here?  :P

It goes like this around here:

1) The woman starts walking to the door to go buy the food.
2)  The man jumps the woman, and wrestles her into bed.
3) After it's too late to cook, they go out to dinner.

Not around here Jai. I do the whole meal start to finish.

One, I don't don't do the boyfriend/dating thing.
Two, do you REALLY think I'd get treated that way...LMAO
You all are so sensitive and/or literal... geesh.
You can rate us on whether we spit out or not , but can't take a man joke.
I'll never post one again...promise.

-- Modified on 5/28/2007 4:21:14 PM

Post one, get one.