I was just reading reviews of a newer provider and found these quotes by a fellow hobbyist.... does anybody else think these contradict? "...as I then tried to buck and go deeper she was moaning saying ouch", "I decided to 69 her and insert my complete thumb in the pooper and she was trying to stop me but I told her I needed to do this to get off", then finishing with "She is a GREAT gal and TRAT her with kindness dont be too rough"

WTF is wrong with some of you guys? (I'm hoping this was just some jerk going for the freebie membership by posting a ficticious review)

Looks like I left good old San Diego in good hands.

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You people gotta be more understanding. Don't fear but learn from that which differs from you. There is more than one side to every story.
Did ya ever stop for just one moment to consider that just maybe its possible that down at his local gym its considered a compliment to cram your ungloved thumb up somebodys ass. And that the true sign of their pleasure comes with a cry of pain as they try to fend off "your best moves".
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Maybe he figures that treating well is by not kicking her in the head?
Geez, have a little compassion.  
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The only thing I fear is that someone might take your post seriously.

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.... wherever have you been??!!@@@  I have missed you posts SOOOOOOOOOOO very much, I thought something dreadful had happened to you.  Alive and well works for me!  

kisses
Suzanne

self serving bolderdash we've been getting shoved in our faces!!

Glad to have you back posting and SUPER GLAD you didn't announce any big "I'm leaving for the sake of the board crap!"

You're number UNO in my book!

MUAH  You sexy thing!!!

Very VERY lucky is the honey that finds herself in your presence!

(Ok, I'm going to wipe the brown off my nose!)

xoxo
Elise

..but I think I've just been K.O.'d by THE RIGHT HOOK. I thank you Suz.
You Goddesses deserve props for enduring a brother that is all thumbs.

Perhaps you might want to check out this link and join in! (Courtesy of & "Thanks" to Kelli of the LA Board).

If you are at work, you might want to turn your sound down too.

Cause Foamy is the higher pitched cartoon replica of my younger evil identical twin brother...."The Afterbirth".