This recent review made me spit my cheerios out:

" I banged her hard and she wanted to do some roll playing and have me grunt like I was a bear or something. I popped and then cleaned up. "

1.)  "Whomever said her kitty is tight was either kidding, or I must have lucked into an appointment right after she had fun with a herd of elephants".

2.)  "When I left I thought: if my sexual desires have come to this, a quick bang with a high-volume 18 y.o. in a trashy room at a marginal, street-walker bait motel, maybe it is time to say goodbye to --- and get my head on straight".

--- = Insert name of another review sit

"When I say that she adores these things, I mean that if she’s faking it, she deserves an Oscar, a Tony, an Emmy and a few Golden Globes."

-- Modified on 8/19/2013 9:44:36 PM

and a couple more from the same reviewer: