What are some of the best and worst pick up lines you've witnessed or have said yourself?

My magical watch indicates that you're not wearing any panties.

I'm the one you need

Great topic , here's one that I've been told . " Call me Willy Wonka cause you're looking like the chocolate factory".
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Lol! I would roll my eyes and walk away lmao

Heaven's missing their arch angel, but I'm glad you blessed me

I just stared at him and thought "really". Haha

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

actually worked a few times.  "Would you like to come back to my place for a drink? . . . . . .(pause)  . . . . . and breakfast?"

Cause your ass is out of this world

because you've been running through my mind all day!

Hey Sweetheart!  Are you a semicolon, because I want to use your body inappropriately...

Guy walked up to a girl sitting at a sushi bar, stuck out his hand and said "Hi, Man of Your Dreams, I heard you were looking for me".  She invited him to sit down and they left together.

Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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.....just very happy to see you".  Kills em' every time!

All those curves ND I ain't got no breaks.

Do you drive for NASCAR?   Cuz you've got my heart racing...

I say, change? Change what? I like you the way you are

Repulican or Demcrate?