A Tomato, a Cucumber, and a Penis are talking about how bad their lives are, The Tomato says ," my life sucks, just when I reach my firmest and plumest and most jucy, they cut me up and toss me in salid. The Cucumber says, " thats nothing when I am at my plumest and at my best, they put me in a jar of vinagar and spices and leave me there. The Penis speaks up and says, "you guys are wimps, When I am at my firmest and am most jucy, they put me in a dark room and make me beat my head up against the wall untill I throw up"!

Q: What does a gynecologist do when he's feeling lonely?
A: Looks up an old girlfriend.

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