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MissFelicityFox See my TER Reviews 2303 reads
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1 / 20

What are some of the best and worst pick up lines you've witnessed or have said yourself?

IBDPhotography 643 reads
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2 / 20

My magical watch indicates that you're not wearing any panties.

You say you 'ARE' wearing panties? Oh! I forgot to tell you - it's 10 minutes fast.

:P

Businesses 22 Reviews 600 reads
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3 / 20

I'm the one you need ;)

Wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Posted By: ashleydior
What are some of the best and worst pick up lines you've witnessed or have said yourself?

Jezebella_Witz See my TER Reviews 675 reads
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4 / 20

Great topic , here's one that I've been told . " Call me Willy Wonka cause you're looking like the chocolate factory".
😂

MissFelicityFox See my TER Reviews 509 reads
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5 / 20

Lol! I would roll my eyes and walk away lmao

MissFelicityFox See my TER Reviews 661 reads
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6 / 20

Heaven's missing their arch angel, but I'm glad you blessed me

Jezebella_Witz See my TER Reviews 357 reads
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7 / 20

I just stared at him and thought "really". Haha

bofia 26 Reviews 592 reads
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8 / 20

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 509 reads
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9 / 20

actually worked a few times.  "Would you like to come back to my place for a drink? . . . . . .(pause)  . . . . . and breakfast?"

stickit55 29 Reviews 509 reads
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10 / 20
QueenBia See my TER Reviews 481 reads
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11 / 20

because you've been running through my mind all day!

 
lol

TheRealRoman 334 reads
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13 / 20

Hey Sweetheart!  Are you a semicolon, because I want to use your body inappropriately...

(Can you hear me in the back?)!

h20baby 4 Reviews 145 reads
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14 / 20

Guy walked up to a girl sitting at a sushi bar, stuck out his hand and said "Hi, Man of Your Dreams, I heard you were looking for me".  She invited him to sit down and they left together.

Eye4nik8 12 Reviews 152 reads
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15 / 20

Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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mrroberts69 57 Reviews 138 reads
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16 / 20

.....just very happy to see you".  Kills em' every time!

Star619 See my TER Reviews 121 reads
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17 / 20

All those curves ND I ain't got no breaks.

SD_Guy_2865 26 Reviews 121 reads
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18 / 20

Do you drive for NASCAR?   Cuz you've got my heart racing...

Are you a gymnast? Cuz you're a perfect 10...

Adcsd25 20 Reviews 124 reads
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19 / 20

I say, change? Change what? I like you the way you are

lickthestick 130 reads
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20 / 20

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