Was crusing Eros when I saw that Lana was going to be in town! I have been wanting to see this girl so bad that I was thinking about going to San Fran to check her out. Lo and behold she was coming to me. I was so stoked! I gave her a call and she apologized that her tour was canceled and she would not be making it. She said that the Eros office was closed over the long weekend and she could not change\cancel the ad. I asked if she was planning on coming in the future, she didn't sound positive. I may have to take her up on her offer to fly her down for the day. What a phallic deflater, I hate it when that happens.