When over 30 mins into the appt. you realize you both still have you clothes on and she has not touched you yet.

When you are the one trying to move things along by leaning over to her and she responds by giving you a peck on the cheek like your sister

When you wished you had paid more attention to the part of reviews where the others have said she is such a great conversationalist.

When you realize that your time would have been better spent staying at home and finishing your taxes!

When she finally does go down on you in less than 5 minutes she says her throat is getting sore and your only packing 6 inches

When the same thing happens after banging her for less than 10.

When you try to go down for DATY and she gives you the look of shock and Awe but it does not matter anyway as she has greased her self up so much that your face just slides right off the landing strip.

When she tells you that your such a stud while comparing you to her 80 yr old sugar daddy

When a girl who has been with probably hundreds of guys has to keep asking you how things should be done.

When you do suggest how about Russian she says she has no view on politics

When you realize she is so into herself that she automatically thinks you will be coming back to see her again and even suggests you should see her and one of her quote non professional girl friends who you assume is unemployed and wants in on the gravy train!

When at the end you tell her sarcastically that you think her donations are really fair and she takes you seriously!

When after you leave you realize that the best thing to come out of this is that you still have plenty of energy left to work out your frustrations in the gym and at least you do not have to agonize over whether you should recommend her or not!

Anything I missed?

She admonishes you that the donation is for time, not sex - but sends you packing 45 minutes into a 90 minute session because she doesn't offer MSOG.

You spend more time alone in her shower than if you were at the gym.

She greats you at the door in a bathrobe and fuzzy slippers - at 5:00 PM

She lays there, like a fish, tells you to "have at it," or "do you wanna stick it in?" and then asks for a review and if you'll be back again when you leave, early ...

All of which have happened to me.

Boooooo!


I'm sorry your session didn't go well.
Always be the boss! Get your needs met you are the customer and it's your dime.




One small point from the peanut gallery: I have lots of friends who enjoy spending half an hour or longer of our time chatting and laughing and smooching. Then we have a vey heated passionate ending.



Don't worry. I'm sure your next encounter will block this one out.

Posted By: hammerhead896

When over 30 mins into the appt. you realize you both still have you clothes on and she has not touched you yet.

When you are the one trying to move things along by leaning over to her and she responds by giving you a peck on the cheek like your sister

When you wished you had paid more attention to the part of reviews where the others have said she is such a great conversationalist.

When you realize that your time would have been better spent staying at home and finishing your taxes!

When she finally does go down on you in less than 5 minutes she says her throat is getting sore and your only packing 6 inches

When the same thing happens after banging her for less than 10.

When you try to go down for DATY and she gives you the look of shock and Awe but it does not matter anyway as she has greased her self up so much that your face just slides right off the landing strip.

When she tells you that your such a stud while comparing you to her 80 yr old sugar daddy

When a girl who has been with probably hundreds of guys has to keep asking you how things should be done.

When you do suggest how about Russian she says she has no view on politics

When you realize she is so into herself that she automatically thinks you will be coming back to see her again and even suggests you should see her and one of her quote non professional girl friends who you assume is unemployed and wants in on the gravy train!

When at the end you tell her sarcastically that you think her donations are really fair and she takes you seriously!

When after you leave you realize that the best thing to come out of this is that you still have plenty of energy left to work out your frustrations in the gym and at least you do not have to agonize over whether you should recommend her or not!

Anything I missed?

That's a lot of negativity.
Sorry to hear that.

All about the research and backchannel.
Less likely to be disappointed, unless you two just don't connect.

I have yet to pick the 'wrong' provider, so I can't come up with any examples to contribute.

But sometimes it just doesn't click ..
I anticipate our next rendezvous will be off the charts!
Kissez that make your dick hard,
Chloe

Posted By: hammerhead896

When over 30 mins into the appt. you realize you both still have you clothes on and she has not touched you yet.

When you are the one trying to move things along by leaning over to her and she responds by giving you a peck on the cheek like your sister

When you wished you had paid more attention to the part of reviews where the others have said she is such a great conversationalist.

When you realize that your time would have been better spent staying at home and finishing your taxes!

When she finally does go down on you in less than 5 minutes she says her throat is getting sore and your only packing 6 inches

When the same thing happens after banging her for less than 10.

When you try to go down for DATY and she gives you the look of shock and Awe but it does not matter anyway as she has greased her self up so much that your face just slides right off the landing strip.

When she tells you that your such a stud while comparing you to her 80 yr old sugar daddy

When a girl who has been with probably hundreds of guys has to keep asking you how things should be done.

When you do suggest how about Russian she says she has no view on politics

When you realize she is so into herself that she automatically thinks you will be coming back to see her again and even suggests you should see her and one of her quote non professional girl friends who you assume is unemployed and wants in on the gravy train!

When at the end you tell her sarcastically that you think her donations are really fair and she takes you seriously!

When after you leave you realize that the best thing to come out of this is that you still have plenty of energy left to work out your frustrations in the gym and at least you do not have to agonize over whether you should recommend her or not!

Anything I missed?

The reason I ask is because I had many of your points happen to me with a highly-reviewed San Diego provider.  My conclusion was that you don't always get what you pay for so now I am very careful with over paying for any services.  Just my .02  OS

To Goldie: I think that you and all the rest of the girls I have seen on this board would agree that I am quite the talker and i may be even accused of trying to hard to get to know a girl. This took place during a 3 hr session and if we had spent even 45 to 60 minutes of getting to know you time I would have been ok with that but 90 plus is just her trying to bye her time. As far as writing her a review one of the things that I am the most upset with is that i let her con me into committing to not writing her a review somewhere along the 30 min mark as she is a highly reviewed provider and gave some reasonable reasons for it. Ok so I am a idiot but I do not believe in breaking commitments and it sets a bad habit and though obviously I did not think much of her service its not like she is a total rob or something.

To Business: Luckily I have not had any other bad experiences on this board and all the girls I have seen have been good quality girls though some may have received higher scores than others. In my way distant past I have been flat out robbed and missed treated but she is nothing like that and in reality is a very beautiful and pleasant girl to be with, just manipulative and cunning. Also i do my research and how much do you really need to do on a primarily 10/10 reviewed girl who is in the TER 100 which is why i am probably so disappointed. She was not the worst girl I have ever been with just the most disappointing.

To Chloe: I think you would agree that I am not that hard to connect with beautiful and we got along just fine and shared quite a few interests. Again she is a pleasant girl to be with and even if we had not connected I would expect a quality girl to make me feel as if I were not in a 30 min session or something and respect me enough to not treat me as If i was some kind of pathetic idiot or something as you, Goldie and all the other girls I have reviewed did not make me feel that way.

maybe I'm selective and do my homework but I have only been unhappy with 1 or 2 TER ladies. I learned my lesson to stay away from BP.

write the review!  you're probably not the only guy who has had that experience.

You supplied quite the list.
I was expecting it to be from a number of different providers and not just one.

If you're not going to give in to peer pressure to write a review, tell me which lady it was in private.

I can guess...

Yes, but you forgot to mention who this lame lay was?

Sharing is caring & inquiring minds want to know...

I just hope that  had called me and i'll help u SWEAT ur STRESS out in the gym and it'll make u feel on top of yourself...Hope ur day gets ...

All of your issues that you stated are very similar to my experience with Kelley Ray.  I never posted a review but am always happy to respond to PMs.  Im not gonna air any dirty laundry here but feel free to ask me any specific questions you want.  OS

I don't understand not posting factual reviews.  I have also sworn off Backpage because of flaky girls and lousy performances.  I check out provider reviews to see that I will be able to get what I want.  Some providers say to ask for what you want, but many girls say "no questions...no dirty talk,...no specifics."  I love it when a website (like Tabithas's) tell you what is on their menu.

Once the session is underway there isn't really a good reason I can think of to keep up the "no explicit talk" rule. I mean, once everyone is nekkid and moving along with the fun I see zero harm in saying "Is it okay to call you a slut and pull your hair a little?" or "Can I go down on you?" or even "If I shoot it on your face will you play with it after?"

Once it's clear everyone is there to have fun and not be shackled by civilian norms I feel you really must express your needs/desires or you will be doomed to a sub par session as we ladies do not read minds. Our only visible "tell" for you guys is if your hard or not and smiling or not. Other than that we do enjoy feedback and hearing "I like that" and "Oh, do that some more" or even requests.

For the most part a TER review profile should tell you all you need to know about what comes in a session and the reviews can either back that info up or will show it as false.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days lol!

I have a something is going in someone's mouth soon rule! No clothes required!

What is the preferred timing for conversation in a apt???

I like your rule Lacey! As for timing, before, during (everyone needs a chance to catch their breath) or after - It just depends on the chemistry and mood. Just don't make it all three, and remember its rude to talk with your mouth full.

and i think we are talking about the same person...first i thought it was just me but now i am beginning to think it's the way she operates...being told at the very outset " and you promised you won't write a review..." actually i did not, but since you say so i won't...was what happened...but seeing how this kinda thing has happened to someone else, and most likely many other people, i feel like someone needs to call bullshat....