Porn Stars

where's Triumph when you need him?
fasteddie51 9312 reads
posted
1 / 16

I'm just picturing the scenario...

This obviously hot girl walks into a tattoo parlour.

TATTOO ARTIST: Can I help you?

ADRENALYNN: Yes, I'd like to get a new tattoo.

TATTOO ARTIST:  Fine, did you have something particular in mind?

ADRENALYNN:  Yes, I want "Danny's little fuck slut" tattoo'd around my asshole.

TATTOO ARTIST:  Excuse me, I must have misunderstood you, for a minute there I thought you said "I want Danny's little fuck slut" tattoo'd around your asshole!

ADRENALYNN:  No, you heard right...

TATTOO ARTIST:  Hey, it's your money... get naked, lie down and spread those cheeks!

Next we see her laying on the table, spreading her butt cheeks with her hands while the guy's working on her "brown eye", a big smile on his face.

Can you imagine how many times he told anyone and everyone he knew that story???

nycad 20 Reviews 2512 reads
posted
2 / 16

How surreal is it to be a tattoo artist and get paid to do that kind of tattoo. I just don't think she was laying on her back to get it done, I'm thinking she was on all fours with her ass up in the air, trying to gape her ass as best as possible while the tattoo needle is jabbing around her winky.

Again, it's just so fuckin' surreal.

singleton 5 Reviews 1870 reads
posted
3 / 16


this thing has Triumph written all over it!

LOL

mike12 2119 reads
posted
4 / 16

I think her boyfriend or husband did the tattoo.

Consider it marking one's territory.

casarick 4 Reviews 1794 reads
posted
5 / 16

Speaking of Adrenalynn, she's on imLive tonight...

SteakandGuy 29 Reviews 1610 reads
posted
6 / 16

I have seen another pornstar with one, I just can't think of who it was. Once/if I do I'll let you guys know.

lewingard 41 Reviews 1925 reads
posted
7 / 16

I read a crazy review about one of her scenes once. I have followed her ever since. She has got one riotous set of tits to go along with that taint. My own ink is in love. Post the reivew link below.

kyomu0 3154 reads
posted
8 / 16

Adrenalynn does not appear but her sphincter tattoo ("Jarrod's Little Fuck Doll") is the subject of a behind-the-scenes conversation between Jenna Haze, Belladonna, and Lexi Belle.  Belladonna revealed that Adrenalynn and her husband are both tattoo artists and have similarly inked themselves in that region.

wojoho94 15 Reviews 2144 reads
posted
9 / 16

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married and they were honeymooning in Jamaica, the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis.

The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"

The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day'".

fahrkle 38 Reviews 1420 reads
posted
11 / 16

I googled for an associated image, got sidetracked to a david choe weblog and found this instead.  works for me, thought I'd share -

pajada 118 Reviews 1499 reads
posted
12 / 16
tinoel 18 Reviews 1221 reads
posted
13 / 16

Is there a picture of that bad boy anywhere?  Or was that too weird to ask about it?

lewingard 41 Reviews 1109 reads
posted
14 / 16

here's a pic of that bad-boy little fuckdoll taint... down at the bottom of the article...

tristater45 16 Reviews 1356 reads
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15 / 16
tinoel 18 Reviews 2199 reads
posted
16 / 16

...about the smell of burned fecal matter in the air.  No matter how much one cleans himself there, there is always a faint smell of, well, shit.  I don't envy the tattoo artist; I hope he/she got paid well.  Talk about hard-to-reach places!

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