I have read many porn reviews stating that a substantial amount of time passes before any action begins. Mostly due to conversation. Reviewers stating they wished not so much time had passed into the hour before getting to it. I'm no expert, though I have seen some real deal pornstars as well as some just starting out stars. Most not reviewed.

In my experience you have to not get so overwhelmed with being with a dreamy pornstar that you allow clothed conversation to go on too long. What I do is after you say your hellos and settle up. Rather than sitting down and warming up with conversation fully clothed. I just say "may I get comfortable?" When they say "of course." You then begin to take your clothes off and while undressing that is when you start chit chatting about what you would have if you were still clothed. Once you are pretty much naked you walk over and comment on how lovely they are and ask for a hug. That gives the indication let the games begin and if they don't initiate undressing you ask if they can take their shirt off. After that normally the clothes peel off and, it's on!!!

It's better to cuddle in bed naked getting to know one another than fully clothed talking side by side on a bed like you were in a bar having a drink.

I'm just sayin'

"Pick her up at 7 pm. Now five minutes into your date, at 7:05, put your hand on her crotch. If she leaves your hand there, you know all you gotta know. If she knocks it off, well, it's early yet, just after seven o'clock. You got plenty of time to call up someone else. But you'd be surprised, kid. An awful lot of famous and beautiful broads don't knock your hand off their snatch."

It seems to me this applies to porn stars.

http://books.google.com/books?id=Ev9o-UTc-VsC&pg=RA1-PA150&lpg=RA1-PA150&dq=%22Leo+Durocher%22+Pick+minutes+date+crotch+hand+knocks+early&source=bl&ots=q5NWw1tPHS&sig=RqTigleHkGaztByOYpo2-QTMI0I&hl=en&ei=b4CpS7fhEZSqNqiG-aoF&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CAYQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22Leo%20Durocher%22%20Pick%20minutes%20date%20crotch%20hand%20knocks%20early&f=false

Regarding that Leo quote, which I totally love, since all the girls we see are the proverbial "sure thing" and you know they are gonna let you put your hand in their snatch, I would modify that advice to: offer them your hobby dollar up front, no matter how low it is.

If they want to take your dollar offer, regardless of their publicly posted rates, they will, so to speak, leave your hand on their crotch in that first phone call or email.

If they don't want your hobby dollar, and they, so to speak, lift your hand off their crotch, well, the night is young and you have a list of another 20 hot girls you wanna bang.

Just make that next phonecall.  

One of them will want your $300 or $500 or whatever.

And that other girl can wash her hair....

This picture has nothing to do with anything.  But it made me laugh in light of the baseball reference.

That is a sweet photo.  Or course, I am a baseball JUNKIE!!

. . . is her favorite pitch.