We would like to welcome the fabulous Keisha and the most beautiful Stevie to Sophies Dream Girls.  You can check out their schedules on our site. Below is a partial list of XXX stars cumming this week to a city near you.  

AYANA ANGEL will be bringing her elegant ebony essence to the very fortunate gentlemen of...
los angeles...november 24-25  
ft. lauderdale / miami...november 26-27
new york city...november 28  
atlanta...november 29 - december 13

the breathtaking blonde beauty of MISS BRITTANY ANDREWS will be lighting up the lives of all you lucky guys in...
  detroit...november 25-26   and   chicago...november 27-29

luscious little love bunny...LOVETTE...will be celebrating the holiday in a most explosive way, when she takes her over-the-top
sexcapades to manville, new jersey...november 24-29!!!  be sure to catch her sizzling hot show at frank's chicken house...or better yet,
a front row seat with no 2 drink minimum, at her place!!!

MELISSA WOLF will be teasing and pleasing the crowds at teaser's in warner robins, georgia...november 25-29!  you don't want to miss
this delicious diva in those barely there outfits...or nothing at all!!!  also available in atlanta...november 23 - december 2!!!

TAWNY OCEAN, NAOMI CANDLE and NIKKI CHAO will be available for a wet, wild and wicked hour of pure porn power, in
san francisco...through november 30th!!!

the divine DOMONIQUE SIMONE...super-hot superstar TERI WEIGEL...and tantalizing TAWNY OCEAN will be available for a little holiday
cheer in los angeles...through november 30th!!!

and south florida will be rolling out the red carpets for a bevy of beauties this week...KAYLA KUPCAKES, NINA DOLCI and JENNIFER STEELE!!!


Have a wonderful Thanksgiving week from all of us at Sophies!!

That's very weird that you ladies have Stevie on your line-up unless Fast Eddie opened his mouth too WIDE when he publicly said that Stevie was not booking with any agency but direct on a post dated November 18th, 2003. You ladies are certainly solidifying your agency with some awesome talent, Anna, Keisha and now Stevie.

Nevertheless, I’m wrong and he is right as he is the self proclaimed "Senior Hobbyist", who knows it all.

Another one bite the dust!!!!

Asian Fan

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-- Modified on 11/23/2003 9:19:56 AM

MEOWWWWWW!!!!  Would you like a saucer of Milk with that response Asian Fan? Perhaps a "POUNCE" treat would be more appropriate...I think I may have some of the kind with furball control meds.  They could be useful,as they lubricate and prevent irritation, which you're obviously having problems with, as well as preventing the hacking and spewing of useless bile and dribbling of the mouth and tongue.
LMK,Always trying to help out!  
ND

Fasteddie was right, Stevie is going independent!!  So has Keisha, Anna Malle and several other ladies on our site.  However,  they wish to list with us for those gentlemen who actually prefer to book with an agency.  No big deal here...we just don't require the ladies to be exclusive with us, that is why we  lowered the agency cut.  No need to get hostile towards fasteddie....we are a new company with new guidelines....some ladies prefer our openess of the "right" to be independent.  It is all about PLEASURE here at Sophies Dream Girls....Once again, Happy Turkey Day to all....gobble, gobble...

don't these back to back dates in cities, in some cases thousands of miles apart bother anyone else. I know when I saw Pinklips, she actually requested I move our appointment back a day, just so she could get back to Vegas from a mid west tour, and have a full day to unpack, unwind, catch up, rest etc. Kathy would have stuck with the original date, if I hadn't been flexible on days. Anyway, it was well worth the extra day's wait ( :

I realize the gals are on tour to earn their bread, but I fly around enough to know that it's exhausting, and seeing a lady after a full day of travel.....I just wonder about the impact on the quality of the session.........MfSD>>>>

Nikki, everyone clearly understands the relationship that you and Fast Eddie have but there is no need to go overboard, "CUZ" you aren't looking good by commenting the way you are. You are a classy lady so please don't lower your standards in order to defend one of your friends. Fast Eddie has sufficient bullies to defend him and do the dirty work, yours is to entertain your fans, something you have proven to do very well.

Which brings up a question, which I already asked you in the past with no answer, but I'm hoping for better luck now that it's in the front page, why is it that Fast Eddie didn't choose you to be one of the primary or alternates in his Sextravaganza adventure? I find it very awkward you having the excellent reviews and Fast Eddie thinking so highly of you that it makes me think that there must be something wrong; as I'm sure he should reach his quota faster having you there. Yes, I know why should I care, right.

Damn Fast Eddie, you should feel ashamed of yourself, having a Pornstar and an Agency come to your rescue....very sad (-:

The Sopranos revisited!!!!

Asian Fan

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I do, can you sign my ass cheek

BILL

ROFL... There are so many things that are just so wrong in that last blurb that I dont even know where to begin when telling you off...
Firstly, I'm glad to see you have appointed yourself the spokesperson for this board with regards to informing me that "everyone clearly understands" my relationship with Ed. Thats funny, because I'm not sure even Ed and I understand it, not that there's anything to understand about a friendship except that it is CLEARLY none of your business, but if you want to overanalyze it as you do most things, go for it, and dream up as many little old wives tales as you like... you're still not getting the reaction that you're looking for out of us,haven't you figured that out yet?  We're ignoring your rudeness, and it seems to be driving you bonkers that the buttons you're trying to push don't work,you silly little dolt!
I think that you clearly DONT understand it,otherwise it wouldn't be eating away at you that neither one of us has answered you with regards to why I haven't involved myself with pornstar weekend, no matter how many meddlesome and catty implications you try to throw out there,in your usual shit-starting, asinine, nosey, presumptuous, gossipy, manner.
What exactly would you think might be "wrong" in this situation? Please enlighten me with what Ideas you may have come up with, I'm very curious what possible horrors you've come up with so far?  
The only thing that seems to be awkward here is the fact that you haven't taken into consideration that there may be very simple reasons ...  you'd rather raise an eyebrow and cast a dark cloud over the whole affair... thats rather awkward indeed!
By the way, Fast Eddie doesn't have the authority to just "CHOOSE" me for whatever he wants when he wants, I have a say in the matter as well you know!  And how the hell do you know he DIDN'T ask me to be involved? Would it be such a stretch of the imagination that I may have turned him down?  Maybe I have other plans that weekend, ever think of that???

Here are some possible reasons why I might not be involved:  Pick your favorite or your favorite combination...

I'm getting a sex change operation the week before the trip, I've always wanted to be a flaming polesmoker and then I won't need a strap on to fuck you a new asshole when I finally meet you...

I'm already booked that week, for alot more money than Ed's paying... (we all know what a tightwad he is)

I'm allergic to Mexican Sand, causing boils and and an intense rash to appear immediately upon my arrival to the beach.  

I don't get along with the girls involved, and I'm afraid they're gonna jump me when Ed's not around and kick my ass...

I'm getting married that weekend and my new husband really hates it when I ditch our honeymoon to hang with Ed...

and finally:  The possibility that you might win wasn't worth risking...

By the way, what the hell would you know about my standards???
I've lowered them by answering you, if anything, not by defending Ed, that's called LOYALTY, if you had some friends you'd probably know more about it!

You should be ashamed of yourself for stooping so low...  Envy seems to be your favorite of the 7 deadly sins...
Good Luck with that.

Love the possiblities!

Personally I always assumed that Eddie asked and you said 'no'. Never occurred to me that it was anyones business. Eddie probably asked a number of ladies before coming up with enough ladies that could definitely make it.

By the way, if anybody wonders why I didn't step in when AF started going after Nikki, I knew that Nikki could easily take care of herself as she has nicely proven

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Alice, you're the greatest! - Thanks sweetie; by the way, there's this bully that lives near me that keeps stealing my lunch money... will you kick his ass for me the next time you're in town? LOL  

As to defining our relationship, I just assumed that I'm your bitch...

Reasons Nikki isn't included?  Here's a few possibilities that Nikki forgot to mention:

Nikki cannot travel to Mexico because she is wanted by the Federales for an incident that happened a few years ago involving two taco vendors, an empty tequila bottle and, it's rumored, a donkey.

On those particular dates, Nikki will be in Stockholm to accept the Nobel Prize for organic chemistry.  She was going to blow it off until she found out that the key note speaker would be Steven Hawkings, and she wanted to speak with him about a mistake she discovered in his paper on string theory...  (For you cruder guys, substitute "his paper on the big bang")

She WAS one of the original three ladies, but was dropped when she demanded that she be supplied daily with a fresh bowl of M & M's with all of the brown and orange ones removed.

Nikki and I are secretly married, and this whole damn pornstar weekend thing is just a way for me to get away from her God damn nagging for a few days...

I had originally asked her, but eliminated her because I just got so fucking tired of her calling me and saying "Badgez?... we don need no stinkin' badgez"

She turned me down when she found out that she'd be flying in on AirTran

On those particular dates, Nikki is scheduled to film a bukakke video co-starring the entire male population of Latvia.

Such a smart ass, LOL, I love it, you look great and have a quick wit, now thats sexy

B-Pop

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Curiously, there are several posters here, including one VERY well known ex-poster, who butchers it in almost EXACTLY the same manner.... not that I'm implying anything...  I'm sure it's just a coincidence.  I mean, why would someone want to post using so many different aliases?

That's exactly what attracts me to Nikki, her quick wit... yeah; that's the ticket!  It has absolutely nothing to do with those bodacious ta-ta's, killer legs and the fact that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch (and as the winner of Miss Titty Dancer Trash 2001, she's had a lot of practice sucking on trailer hitches - it counts for 20% of the scoring)

Seriously, hot looking women are fun, hot looking women who have a wicked sense of humor are funner, and hot looking women with a wicked sense of humor and intelligence to boot are the funnest... and Nikki has all three and more so!

Hey Dan, At least his taste in music doesn't suck, Now I'm stuck in the middle with you two skid marks running your mouths off at each other

SW

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and here i thought it was because you and AsianFan were "cyber-buddies" .. as he once announced on this board (last time he posted under his real handle)

of course, that thread was (conveniently) deleted and if it's not there anymore then who's to say i'm right (or wrong)

I just KNEW that any response to your question would get the same response, it was a bait and hook, you were too fucking obvious about it, practically groveling for an answer to what the "problem" was and how "awkward" the situation was... so please Asian, spit it out, and finally tell us all the punchline... you've been working on the setup for weeks, it'snow your moment to shine... let's hear it??


(side comment to everyone else: ya think he went with reason #1 why I won't be there?  LOL... next big gossip will be " Nikki Diamond is no longer Shagadelic, Its a man,BAYBEEEEE.....")

Still putting the grrrr in Swinger,
Nick
(Asian lookie,more proof, I even have an androgynous name.... uh HUH!!)

-- Modified on 11/24/2003 7:29:51 PM

He was replying to me...didn't your mama teach you not to speak until spoken to??

Smooch...
thank you Michael
I didn't tell them that the real reason was that we have our secret little naughty tryst arranged at Mistress Mordavia's House Of Pain that weekend... oops, sorry,I guess our little secret is out, you can spank me later, big daddy!
Your Naughty Little Minx
Nikki

One of the Photographers from Penthouse Magazine who worked with me a bunch of times decided finally to dub me "The Queen of the Snappy Comeback"
I felt it was a title worth having, along with Miss Nude Trailor Trash 2003" of course hehehe
Poppa, wait til we get a chance to go have some drinks together and you'll see the true reason Ed loves me so much(besides the fact that I can suck a golf ball thru a straw and that I think facials are sexy)
I am Bad,Im not just drawn that way, Oh well(sigh)
Good thing Im a Ho!
I'll never be married to a politician, but you could possibly find me under one's desk sometime!

Wicked... hmmmm I LIKE that word!

lets add it to my bio
along with the imperial march as my theme song

Darth Diamond
hhehehe
Nah I still Like Princess Lay-Ya

NAH Singleton, just because he's constantly sucking up to Michael doesn't mean that Michael is buying it, Ive seen Michael jump his shit before, and the feeling I get from it is that he is TOLERATED.  Michael is a good moderator, and above all else, has been on the internet long enough to spot the type of person that used to show up on internet boards and chatrooms for the sole purpose of starting shit.  This problem has grown with the internet's popularity, and the easy access most have these days to search engines and such.  It used to be you would have to go to IRC on Efnet to see such lameness, and then you could simply ban the person...but they'd rear their ugly heads again the minute they created a new account with a different name and IP address, OH WAIT, yeah... Or in this case a new ALIAS... (light bulb- ding!)
MY POINT EXACTLY
Besides that,having someone like AsianFan banned permanently would cause this board to run the risk of having a juvenile, vindictive idiot with obviously way too much free time on his hands with a vendetta and as you can see, he doesn't know when to quit.  Advertisers in our line of work, given the delicate subject matter, like things to run smoothly... so do the girls, and the people who run the board, and ultimately the customers.
We want this board to stay how it is, and the lesser of 2 evils is to put up with dorks like Asian Fan.  Besides that, he keeps things interesting and gives us something to laugh at, reminding us that there are people out there who are worse off than we are!!!
Just my 0.10 (wink) my 2 cents is free
=)

just look for the threads with a buncha controversy and there you are, once again!!!  LOL Just kidding.. Notice that it wound up becoming a discussion that has nothing to do with your agency, or the original topic, for that matter...
Bet you never dreamed in a million years that your post would wind up with a pissing contest in the middle of it, hmmm???
Those wicked naughty Sophie's Dreamgirls are stirring up shit again... tsk tsk
LOL...

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Girl, If you think facials are sexy me and you are going to get along just fine I'm also hung like a straw just not as long, LOL.

I've talked to Ed about you and can't wait till we have those drinks.

I'm still waiting for that Score video with you in it to get here, So I can see you action, I'm sure it's not near as hot as being in the action with you , but that will have to wait.

In honor of you and the Holiday season, HO-HO-HO

B-Pop

you know, i sure could use someone who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose (if not a straw) ... it comes in handy for retrieving my balls from water traps during a drunken game of golf ... but i wonder if i should handicap myself given that you can probably drink me under the table ("you bad") ... or was that my "desk" you'd like to crawl under?  ... hey, you know what? "retrieving my balls" is also a phun indoor game!  

eitherway, you've definitely earned my R.E.S.P.E.C.T.  ... well before any ugly building! (*)

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(*) reference to a quote from CHINATOWN:

[Noah Cross (John Huston)]: “Ugly buildings, politicians, and whores all get to be respectable if they stick around long enough”

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and guess yes...
whatever it is that you think you know, you're wrong

I'm going to start a new post to simplify searching for this goddamned thread and tell you what you've been dying to know ok?


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Which one did you order? The newest one is my first anal scene, although when I saw it I quickly realized I was in serious need of a diet... Dr. Atkins, my kickboxing trainer, and a serious breakup whittled me down by about 15 lbs., thank god, so now Eddie can change that fucking "Baby Fat" thing in my review... hehehehe
Ya Hear that ED????????

Ho Ho Ho-ing my way down Holiday Lane...wanna date?
Love
Nikki

Yes, It is the one with your first anal scene and I'm looking to forward to seeing you in it, It's one thing to have lusted after you in print, but I like to see the way a woman moves, even more so when shes got two friends OO the size of yours

Of course I want a date. PM your private e-mail, I think I have a job for you

B-Pop

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Hah, I'm sure you check that link out a lot, Should I start calling you Galaxia

BILL

-- Modified on 11/25/2003 9:54:43 PM

Galaxia is more appropiate for you, one that has publicy post loving men kiss his Butt Cheek.

It wasn't me.

Asian Fan

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