Yes, I'm up early to go to parades and catch OODLES of beads and other basically worthless mementos! I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Mardi Gras, even y'all northeasterners who don't celebrate it! (It's never to late to start, like we needed to give you an EXCUSE to have a day of complete unhindered debauchery????) This holiday should be special to every BIG BUSTED woman and the men who are Fans of enormous hooters (Score? Poppa???) SACRED to me, Mardi Gras is the day the FF Twins are adored and honored by all, women who are usually critical and catty watch in awe with contemplative looks of respect and scream "you geaux, girl!!!" when the more coveted throws come flying in my direction en masse! YAY, big titty day is here! Well,I'd love to stay but it's time to go flash my tits to masked men who will in turn hurl large amounts of objects at me, aiming basically for the face/boob area, then immediately get mobbed by drunken assholes who will try to jump and get them as they are sailing in my very obvious direction, as if they were intended for anyone but me... theivin' pricks!!! That's ok, there's plenty more where that came from, and yes, I get up early in the morning to go do this, when I could go to a nice stripclub, hop on stage and do the same thing, and get PAID for it instead! (Minus the hurling of objects at my face, usually...thank god) Silly little sport, isn't it? It's a PARTY, if my reputation stands in tact, we all know that if there's a bigass party, Nikki was there at least, if she wasn't the one who started it... and on that note, I'm off before I miss a minute of the fun! wheeee!! **Les Bon Temps Roulez! Love, Nikki
** for all you damn yankees: it means "let the good times roll" Now go slam some shots and drink a few Hurricanes, and you'll feel like you're here with me! (well, kinda)
I thought you died! But now I realize you just got caught up in the Mardi Gras spirit and have been circling the block pulling into the drive-through Dacari joints (extra shot of Bacardi 151 please), flashing your bodacious ta-ta's and collecting beads...
Well, in your honor I've made up a big batch of "ben-yay's" (sorry, don't know the right spelling), a couple of king cakes, stocked up on cheap beads for the next time you're in Philly, and have been drunk for the last three days.
Gotta run... my oysters are almost done and I have a few po' boys to slap together
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