Smart Ass, I need your help too. Can you please take a refresher course on grammar and learn to use a subordinating conjunction other than "as". A) you over use it
B) you very rarely use it properly.

thank you

Too much pussy = lack of writing skills

Smart ass is the Man, grammar notwithstanding!!!

Conjuctionfan, I will email you my postings from now on so you may correct my English & than I will put up my posting(s)!!

Sikid, at least it is to much po-tang and you are right that Krystal Steele looks like a man.

Leathersam, thank you !!

Sounds good to me, I charge 1000.00 per hour, 5000.00 if it takes all night.

Is this the freakin' grammar board, or is it the pornstar board?

Let's focus on the business at hand, gentlemen

Sly

What if Smart Ass just watches "Conjunction Junction...what's your function" from ABC's School rock series?

punctuation.  I just wanna know, did you get some, who was it, was it good, what did she do and how much did it cost?  The rest is fluff.  Thank you all for posting your reviews...

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