it's not how many pornstars you've seen that matters

it's how many you've seen who are willing to see you a 2nd time

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That would make a good fourtune cookie line
hogan

after 20 years as the head writer for the "Hung Phat Chinese Noodle and Fortune Cookie Co." (on Canal Street) i was finally good enough for my next big career move: joining the elite comedy writing staff at FOX

one day i aspire to be funny enough to post humourous [sic] messages on an escort review site like TER