Well, I'm ambivalent. I finally took the plunge and went to Vikings Exotic Retreat. The girls were real, the place was real, but yet I'm a little disappointed.

First, the room. It was nothing special, and the Executive Package was not much different from the Standard Package, except the linen was apparently better - for the price, the higher package just wasn't worth the linen. The bathroom had no cup for the soap, and no hair dryer. Last, but certainly not least, the place didn't have the full range of toiletries, so I had to buy some of them. A proper hotel would have had all of these, though, to give credit, the resort manager did get some for me, without charge.

This was not the worst thing, though. The room had ants and even a millipede crawling on the floor, and it would have been a simple matter to deal with pests. Not only that, mosquitos kept buzzing me all night, and I ended up with over twenty bites on my arms alone.

The girls were real, but they tried to cut their time with you by sleeping in, then going out to do this and that, which didn't leave much time with you.

These are the bad points, but I don't want to give too negative a review, so I'll focus on the good ones.

First and foremost, the girls, as I said, are real, and they're even better looking than their pictures. Though the girls tried to cut their time with me, when they did spend time with me, it was fantastic. In fact, I had a night with two Brazilians, and they gave me quite a party - dancing on the bed, jumping up and down, and giving full service. I have never experienced anything like it. (Caramba!)

I also spent time with the Russians, and, again, though they were frugal with their time, they were my girlfriends for the times in question.

Last, but perhaps not least, the food was excellent, easily comparable to the best I have eaten anywhere. The chef, Miguel, was forever eager to please, and I would recommend him if he ever opened his restaurant. The staff was also polite, and there was always an abundance of refreshments.

With all this in mind, I have to compare this with my previous adventures at Xotic Beach House, run by the owners of Miami Companions.

First of all, at Xotic, which used to be in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, the rooms were far larger and had no pests. Perhaps this is due to the dry desert, but the point is, the resort with no insects is better than the one which had insects.

The girls were comparable, in looks and attitude, and the food was also comparable. The problem with Xotic, however, was that it didn't come across as a smooth operation, while Vikings was incredibly smooth - everything ran like clockwork, from the time I got off the plane to the time I went to the terminal.

So, to anyone who is thinking of going, I would say, go - you'll never know until you experience it. But, would I go back? Well, I don't know. I'll wait until the pest control program is in place, then I'll decide.

Coding Wizard,

Thanks for the great no BS review.  I've been thinking about visiting Viking for quite a while and it's great to hear a first hand straight forward account of what was good and what wasn't rather than just marketing fluff.

Thanks again and play safe,

T.O.P.

detailed and honest...two qualities which we need alot more of on TER. Thanks for taking the time to post,

NiceGuy

very useful, thanks for the post. but hard to evaluate because you compare to your expectations...how much time )in hours) did you get with the girls?

I have been to XBH Cabo, Viking and Charlis Angels. First of all, these places are for real,no ripoffs. Secondly, the girls at all of these places are top notch in appearence and performence, 8s,9s and 10s in both.

For me I enjoy the laid back, no clock watching vibe that these places provide.I now use my budget for these places  instead of many 1 and 2 hour session/year.I'd rather have 2 all inclusive vacations/year then ten 2 hour sessions with a $500/hour girl.Thats just me.

As for the girls trying to cut down their time with you, I have never had a problem with 3 or 4 sessions a day which is plenty for me.
Paul at XBH and Edward at Charlis are also great to deal with and very accommodating.

I hope this helps

How much time did I get with the girls? Well, they slept in till noon, then went for something to eat, and, if they could, try and sneak upstairs or say they had to do their homework. So, from the period from 12.00 noon to 5.30 pm, I got maybe two or three hours, instead of five hours.

Their free time was from 5.30 pm to 7.00 pm, which is fine, since they need some private time, but the rest of the time was supposed to be with me. I will say, however, that they were with me for the evening.

Since this thread is still going I'd like to ask you a couple of questions out here in the public domain where everyone can benefit....

1)Do you feel like you got your money's worth?
2)How many girls were available?
3)Was there any difficulty getting the girl(s) you wanted?

1) Did I get my money's worth? Yes, because, if I had never gone, I would never have been happy. Also yes because they did deliver as promised. But no because of those damned insects, and because my girls tried to cut their time with me. Bottom line, yes.

2) There were about ten girls available, and there were always more girls than guys.

3) I had no difficulty getting the girl I wanted, but this is supply and demand - if you wanted THAT ONE girl, you may be disappointed if someone came in on an earlier flight and got her; but, otherwise, it's OK. I wanted one that I saw on the pics, but, when I met her and found she put on a few pounds, I passed. The guy who flew in on the same flight was gracious enough to give me first go at her, since I asked him for that, but, when I said no, he eagerly took her, and was very happy. BTW, this girl had the perfect features (to me anyway), was a 10, but just had one ice cream too many. Still, she did look hot, and that guy was very happy with her.

Once again, thanks for the info.  Having been to all 3 which has been the best in your opinion and why?  Viking's been at it the longest so I'd think they have their systems down a bit better.  Could you provide more details of what you thought was good and not so good at all 3 and where you're more likely to go back to and why?

Also, since you seem to be a quality over quantity kind of guy (me too) have you had any experience with Bella Models?

Thanks,

T.O.P.

I'd like to add some more thoughts on this.

When I was there, the management had representatives from this internet company preparing to take pictures of the girls. This meant that one customer, unfortunately for him, had to wait around while his escort posed as a model, and, as he noted, he wasn't getting his money's worth. I don't know what happened when he confronted the manager, but I hope he got at least a partial refund - that's only fair.

The other incident that happened was that two of the girls tried to hit on a customer, so he would pick them. When he refused, they cursed him, saying he had malaria and he was filthy. I was present when the manager was told of this, and he came down hard on the girls, saying that the customer came first, and they were not to do this. This is to his credit, but, again, anyone seeing this would not be impressed by the quality of the operation.

In the week I was there, I noticed that the girls hung in groups - the Russians/Ukrainians were one group, and the Brazilians were another group. And there was some competition between the two groups, and we, the men, realized that, if we tried to mix and match, the girls would become very upset, and, of course, when women get mad ...

In the final analysis, there are serious quality problems, and the management has to fix them. That said, it's still a legitimate business, and the management is no doubt the sort to try and fix these issues. But, before I went back, they will have to satisfy me that I won't be facing these problems.

I want to say thanks to Coding Wizard and NiceGuyForYou for taking the time to put all this down.

I recently put up a post (elsewhere on TER) asking about the Xotic Beach House.

Well, now I've got lots of information to go on and decisions to make.  I'll be looking forward to a little time in paradise.

Thank you again gentlemen.

MTM,

Before you go to Vikings, you should confront the management on the quality issues, because they would be very reluctant to give a refund. They have to prove to YOU, the customer, that they will please you. In fact, they have to prove that the GIRLS will please you - ie, no cutting time and all that.

Good points to remember.

I'm approaching this with a very open mind.  Not only am I looking at the currently mentioned resorts, but also investigating where hobbyists from other countries (i.e. Europe) may go for such a vacation.



Thanks again.

Send me an email - [email protected]

Is Cabo resort still in existence?

tb

The original one, in Mexico, is out of business; they have a new one in Columbia, though with local girls instead of European ones.

Go here.

http://www.xoticbeachhouse.com/#

I was at Vikings at the end of April and had a great time.  I did the Ultimate package, which meant that I got 2 girls and their best room for the 3 nights....The room was really nice...a suite, with a king sized poster bed, large bathroom with a double shower and L'Occataine toiletries, large sitting room with CD, Satelite TV, etc.....

I too had Russian girls too.  I actually was able to have 3 on the first night as there was a newbie there who was looking to join in...so that was really wild!  Switched one girl up on the last night...who was totally smoking!  So hot...20 yo tall, great body and face!  She was totally into my other girl (who also was hot...probably an 8)  They went at it, I went at it...it was really fun.

Food was good.  Jason, the manager, was accomondating...the grounds were nice, though some constuction was going on next door...but it didnt matter...

All in all I would definately return in a heartbeat....as I think the value for what you get, cant be beat....

Viking Resort Review – Once in a lifetime experience

I haven’t seen enough information out there about the Viking Resort and decided to write a detailed report here. I spent 3 days and 2 nights on a VIP package at Viking and all that I can say is that I am blown away.  My only regret is that I didn’t come sooner.  A trip to Viking must be experienced if you can afford it.

As I walked into the villa, I noticed a few girls in bikinis around the grounds.  I said hello to the owner and the manager of the resort.  Soon thereafter, about six hot Russian/Ukrainian girls in bikinis came over to introduce themselves.  This was a bit overwhelming at first (so much to choose from).  I got my bearings and Jason (the resort manager), showed me to my suite.  The suite was beautiful.  It smelled nice and was tastefully decorated with a modern Caribbean look.  Jason and I talked a bit, then I put on some summer clothes and went back down to meet the girls. A big group of guys had just left so there were about 12 girls and only 4 of us guys at the villa – Jackpot!
I sat and chatted with the girls a bit trying to figure out my first pick.  My 2 night package allowed me two girls on one of the nights.  It was a tough decision.  I had spent some time on the website looking at the current crew of girls but it’s really best just to meet them when you get there.  They were all young and slim Russian types – very sexy and friendly with an air of sophistication.  There were also a few Brazilian girls there – they were very sexy as well but I am partial to the sophisticated Euro feel.  One Ukrainian girl caught my eye at the beginning and I sort of stuck to checking her out.  Ultimately I decided to choose here for my first night.  You can switch girls from night to night if you like, but I wasn’t sure what I would do.

The girl I chose was actually thought of as one of the most beautiful in the place – apparently I was lucky to get her, although the rest of the girls were super hot.  There was really no bad choice looks wise.  We took a quick walk to the beach to get to know one another better.  Did some nice kissing and had a very GFE feel.

We hung by the pool for a while.  Some kissing and touching on the pool chairs and in the pool.  Between 5PM and 7 PM the girls get some downtime and they get dressed up for a nice dinner.  The food is all home cooked at the villa.  They serve 3 meals per day and are basically around to make you a sandwich any time.  The food was quite good.

We ate dinner and a bunch of us went to the local casino to gamble.  This is where things can get expensive.  If you go to Viking, be prepared to spend money.  The girls love to go to the casino because they can wind up make some extra money.  I gave my girl $100 to play with.  She was quite happy with that and I played with $100 as well.  The stakes are low and I’m not a huge gambler.  Just bear in mind that being generous with the girls is part of the deal.  It will be rewarding because the girls will be happy – sex is good when girls are happy.  It was a calm night and we had plans to hit a club the following night so we went home at a reasonable time.

Another drink back at Viking (tons of alcohol – all included in the deal), then up to my suite.  We got cleaned up and then to bed.  My companion looked great naked – – about a 9 body and a 10 face –really beautiful.  They girls are more “euro model” than “breast enhanced erotic dancer”.   Bed time was great ☺.

Day Two
I always wake up early so I got out of bed to get some coffee and an early swim.  The pool is nice though a touch too small for lap swimming.  I was thinking about my choice for night number two.  I think I actually dreamed about it.  I was considering switching to two new girls because I like variety and there were so many hot girls available.  I had a nice omelette for breakfast and then decided to get a massage and think things over. There is a very accommodating local woman who lives on the grounds.  She gives a great massage for 30 bucks.

When my girl woke up and came to breakfast (the girls like to sleep in the morning ☺, she was very sweet  (total girlfriend experience) and I found it impossible to switch to another girl. I knew I would be adding a second girl for that night so I decided to stick with her.   We went for a quick swim at the private beach and then we discussed whom I would choose. It’s best to make sure the girls like each other. I decided to add a sexy girl from Moscow as the second.  I had been eyeing her the night before in her killer dress that showed off her beautiful, more athletic body.  She was very happy that I chose here and we immediately began kissing and touching.  Now I had two girlfriends for the night.  I wanted some alone time with the new girl so I sent my first girl to get a massage.  Girl number two and I went upstairs to my suite.  I think she was a little surprised that I would go for it so soon but she was very accommodating.

We came down and had lunch together and made plans to go to a beach in town – me and my two girlfriends for the day!  The girls were totally amazing. Both kissing me, touching me and just making me feel special the entire time.  I wanted to do a little shopping –I figure a few small gifts would ensure for a great experience.  We picked each of them a couple of nice blouses, etc. and then decided to hit the beach. I was the guy on the beach with two hot girls fawning all over me.

Night Two
Here is where things get a little crazy.  My first girl had come to Viking with a close friend of hers.  This third girl was off the charts sexy.  There was another guy at Viking who decided to extend his stay for two extra days and take 3!?! Brazilian girls as his companions.  Insane!!  It soon became understood that I would be picking up a third girl for the night.  She was so sexy that it was impossible to turn down.  When I told her she would be joining me her tongue was immediately down my throat.  Wait, it gets better.

Tonight was club night.  We had a nice dinner at Viking and then had some extra time before club night.  Back to the casino – this time with three girls to give gambling money to.  No problem – gave them each $50 and let them have some fun.  Next it was on to the club.  Because there were so few guys at the resort that night (only 3 including me), I wound up going out to a club with 7 hot women and another gentlemen who was much older than me and not really the club type.  He hung in there like a champ for hours but it was basically my show.  Girl number 2 and I had serious chemistry going so we spent a lot of time together.  We danced for round 3 hours – each girl taking turns making me look like f__ing superman.  Grinding me, kissing me, etc. One of the girls decided to take my shirt off – craziness.  There were poles on the dance floor and a couple of the girls (including one of mine) could do some serious work on the pole.  Everyone was watching us – luckily Viking sends “drivers” out with the girls at night so we had plenty of muscle around to keep people away from us.

At 2:30 in the morning we finally went home.  I felt great despite the late hour – something about being around 7 smoking hot women will do that do you.  I wasn’t tired at all.  We had a drink back at Viking before going up to my suite.  Girl number 3 came up with me while the other two went for a quick wardrobe change.  We went at it until the other two showed up.  The three of us in bed together was an out of body experience that I will never forget.

Bottom line, if you are a high roller or just want to feel like one, invest in some time at Viking.  It is truly a once in a lifetime experience. I’m sure I’ll be back.


 

Finally, someone who really "gets it" when it comes to the Viking-Experience! Your description was totally accurate, plus you had the added benefit of good timing (with other clients having just left the resort).

I've been to Vikings 8 times, over 2+ years, and once they settled into a permanent residence at Villa Cocomar (which has just been renovated and expanded), they had THE premier resort of this type...perhaps in the world, at least, for the prices they charge.

Once you've been there once or twice, you quickly learn NOT to let the ladies direct you to the Casino! Instead, you go to a local restaurant or the "disco" (club), bypassing the Casino: that is, IF you want to leave the Villa in the evening. As you mentioned, the ladies love little shopping expeditions during the day (cheaper than the Casino, and you get to see them modeling their lingerie or sexy dresses for you that night!). An afternoon on the beach at Sossua, and dinner at an open-air restaurant overlooking the beach at sunset, goes a long way towards ensuring you have a "satisfying" night with your companion!

I've sampled Brazilians and Ukrainians (also Moldovans, Latvians, and Russians), and the Ukrainian ladies are definitely my favorites. As you said, something about their Eastern European charm (and physique). Only one bad experience in the 25+/- ladies I've been with there, and Jason (the Manager at the time) more than "compensated" me for that (with two wonderful ladies the following night).

It's hard to leave the Villa when the mix of women and the guys there at the time is just perfect. Miguel, the chef, goes out of his way to cook you what you want (even if it's not the planned main-course for a given meal), the staff is wonderful and friendly, the accomodations continue to improve (4-5 star level), and you can partake in activities right from the beachfront. Horseback riding (some of the girls love this!), a helicopter tour of the north-shore, or just skinny-dipping right there at the Villa's beach with your lady.

Next chance I get, I'm going back again! You really can't go wrong here, and you can tailor your stay (number of nights) to your needs, including the level of accomodations (I suggest the Standard rooms, and save your $$ for extra girls, or gifts for them). If you think you'll only go once, then opt for the VIP package, and get all you can out of your experience!!

It would appear Viking has disappeared.  The website has gone and they do not answer emails.  From a personal perspective, the deposit my buddy and I placed for an upcoming trip we planned  would appear to be gone as well.
Out of curiosity and if you wouldn't mind commenting, did you get any sense of impending doom when you left?

Are there similar resorts like this in Eastern Europe? Now that it seems like Vikings is gone and I checked other places in the Carribean but they don t have Russians/Eastern Euro gals.

How much did you tip the girls?

Did you tip any of the staff and if so how much?

How much did you end up spending on the shopping sprees?

Thanks