You know the drill... what's your beef?

Mine - Porn related:

What's with the guys who insist on pulling their cocks out and the shoving it back into the girl over and over again.  What's the point?  What girl would actually enjoy that?  No wonder porn is hurting!  I don't think most of these guys have a clue about what turns us on.  And how about guys who moan louder than the girls?  Shut the fuck and and do your job... we don't need to know if it feels good to you; we want to hear the girl's gasps and moans.

Non-porn related:

Don't you hate people making a right turn who slow down to about 2mph and swing their car way  to the left first?  What do they think they're driving; a 40' semi-truck and trailor?  Are they afraid they're going to jump the curb in their Mini-Cooper?

I'm with you on the guys pulling out their dicks and stabbing them back in. It seems to be big in the Euro-films, especially the ones from Private. I annoys the hell out of me, too.

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I'm not completely against that practice as it can be a bit of a turn on for me when watching a scene if it's not overdone; but I agree some porn directors and actors get way too carried away with it. Also, yes, some guys need to tone it way down with the noise....all things in moderation. If you're drowning out the girl; then you're doing it wrong.

As for non-porn, I can't stand people that insist on cutting me off in traffic and THEN slowing down to a crawl. Pick a speed and lane and stay with it!

Excellent points, on both counts.  Ed, you still got it!!!

Screwing a beautiful lady as if poking your dick through a knothole in a fence is not a turn-on. Show a little passion. This mechanical lick and fuck and cum is boring. Some kissing, some teasing, something that says we like each other..

Eddie, that driving thing caught my eye in Tennessee where everyone does it. I haven't seen it so much here in FL.....yet.

I truly cannot stand the "in and out" situation with the some of the porn movies these days.  Doesn't do anything for me and it"s obvious it's done exclusively for the camera.

Non porn related

You walk into a hotel to check in and the person at the hotel keeps answering the phone and it is frustrating to stand there and wait to get a room key!! Than the same thing happens at the rental car place!! STOP ANSWERING THE PHONES PEOPLE!

Porn related

Girl quotes you an overnite of $1,500..Okay cool than you ask her how much for an hour she repies "Oh that would be $500"..WHO TAUGHT YOU MATH??

Porn related:

When the guy takes his dick out and not just keeps stabbing it back in and out all the way, but when he takes time to actually slap it around against her. I saw a clip where for almost 10 seconds in a row all he did was slap her pussy w/ his hard cock while she rubbed her clit.  Dude, just get on w/ the fucking will you?

Non-porn related:

Why are some items that are on "sale" at the food store really not on sale? Example being there was something on sale for 4/$5, but the regular price was only $1.29.  Are you kidding me, with that sale I'd save a whopping $.16 cents. That's a monster savings of $.04 cents per box.  WTF, that's not a sale that's shady advertising.

I agree. Im not a big fan of the pull out and in over and over. I dont like when I guys cums on a girls face and then he just starts wacking his cock on her face. The cock chin pound. I rather just let the girl suck you dry then beat her face up

Porn-related:

Guys, who in missionary or cowgirl position don't do anything with their arms. I know they want a clear shot at times, but c'mon, at least a few times per position use your fingers to pleasure her nipples. And spend a little time sucking on them too. Run your hands up/down her legs. She's a whole body, not just a hole to stick your penis into.

Non-porn related:

People who take 3 & 4 year olds to PG-13 movies??? Get a clue. The movie itself may be innocent, but unless you get there right when the movie starts, the kids sit through age-inappropriate comming attractions. Let's let the kids be kids.

Often it's not the amount of time; it's the bottom line.  On an overnight, you figure six or seven hours of sleep, so a 10 hour overnight is really like a 3 hour date.

I'm sure that there are a LOT of girls who are getting $1K/hr. who would do a weekend if you offered them $5K

With you on that one.  But also, can we dispense with the slapping and choking during sex vids?  If I want to see S&M I will order porn that's labeled S&M.

Am tired of PSs, escorts, etc. who post "upside down" photos on their ads & websites.  Am I supposed to stand on my head to see what the hell you look like?