In honor of football coming back and once again bringing meaning to my pitiful exsistence, I think it is time for another round of what would your porn name be! It should have some NFL (or football in general I guess) association with it. Mine would be:

Ed Cockuli  

starring in "1st and 10 inches"

How about "Dick Butt Kiss" or "Butt Dick Kiss" or John Mad "Hard" on or "Gee me Johnson"  i got more if you want them.  Yes you say?  Ok "Chad oucho dinko" or "Brett (do me a) Favor"  I always look forward to the SF 69ers vs. the Green Bay Fudge Packers.  Ok enough for now.

Not a Raiders fan but I always thought Howie Long was the perfect porn name.