In honor of football coming back and once again bringing meaning to my pitiful exsistence, I think it is time for another round of what would your porn name be! It should have some NFL (or football in general I guess) association with it. Mine would be:
How about "Dick Butt Kiss" or "Butt Dick Kiss" or John Mad "Hard" on or "Gee me Johnson" i got more if you want them. Yes you say? Ok "Chad oucho dinko" or "Brett (do me a) Favor" I always look forward to the SF 69ers vs. the Green Bay Fudge Packers. Ok enough for now.
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