When I discovered what my cock would to if I tugged on it up and down a little, I don't think there was such a thing as a porn star. But, the girls that could have fit in that category were where Ginger on Gilligan's Island, Elizabeth Montgomery on I Dream of Genie, and especially Audra on Bonanza. Oh...Audra. Chery Tiegs. Not having a clue what real porno was, what really got me off though, were my sisters Glamour, Cosmo and Seventeen magazines, but wait, it gets better, oh, those Sunday news supplement bra advertisements were always worth the one week wait. Mom always wondered why I spent so much time in the bathroom on Sundays and emerged with sweat across my forehead...but I think she knew.
Who/What got you off at first when you first discovered what would happen if you spent a little time playing with that thing down there you thought had only one purpose and that was to pee? Don't tell me your sisters best friend or Sheila from 6th grade. Famous people. Mainstream.
Elizabeth Montgomery was Bewitched, and Barbara Eden was I Dream of Jeannie. Correcting your invalid post.
Posted By: fcody0
When I discovered what my cock would to if I tugged on it up and down a little, I don't think there was such a thing as a porn star. But, the girls that could have fit in that category were where Ginger on Gilligan's Island, Elizabeth Montgomery on I Dream of Genie, and especially Audra on Bonanza. Oh...Audra. Chery Tiegs. Not having a clue what real porno was, what really got me off though, were my sisters Glamour, Cosmo and Seventeen magazines, but wait, it gets better, oh, those Sunday news supplement bra advertisements were always worth the one week wait. Mom always wondered why I spent so much time in the bathroom on Sundays and emerged with sweat across my forehead...but I think she knew.
Who/What got you off at first when you first discovered what would happen if you spent a little time playing with that thing down there you thought had only one purpose and that was to pee? Don't tell me your sisters best friend or Sheila from 6th grade. Famous people. Mainstream.
In Annie Hall, Woody Allen said: "Well, there goes another novel" after fucking Diane Keaton. It was a reference to Balzac who thought that having an orgasm made you lose brain cells. Maybe that's why the French call an orgasm "la petite mort" (the little death).
The OP's memory is so bad he must have spent a LOT of time jerking off.
And if you're going to add film and TV stars my film star my film star would've been Edy Williams, and my TV star or actress to be more correct would've been Joi Lansing who was a regular character on the old Beverly hillbillies series as Lester flat lovely blonde wife Gladys.
Posted By: fcody0
When I discovered what my cock would to if I tugged on it up and down a little, I don't think there was such a thing as a porn star. But, the girls that could have fit in that category were where Ginger on Gilligan's Island, Elizabeth Montgomery on I Dream of Genie, and especially Audra on Bonanza. Oh...Audra. Chery Tiegs. Not having a clue what real porno was, what really got me off though, were my sisters Glamour, Cosmo and Seventeen magazines, but wait, it gets better, oh, those Sunday news supplement bra advertisements were always worth the one week wait. Mom always wondered why I spent so much time in the bathroom on Sundays and emerged with sweat across my forehead...but I think she knew.
Who/What got you off at first when you first discovered what would happen if you spent a little time playing with that thing down there you thought had only one purpose and that was to pee? Don't tell me your sisters best friend or Sheila from 6th grade. Famous people. Mainstream.
My first experiences were mainly softcore no-brand magazine porn and the SI swimsuit issue. At that time, Kathy Ireland, Elle ' the body' MacPherson and others were enough to get JR to the end zone. The first lady I remember by name is a French porn star named Tabitha Cash. I was (appropriately) in France and stepped into my first adult shop. She was on the cover of the first mag I saw with a ginormous cock halfway in and her pussy just seemed to cling to it. I can still 'see' that image
That confirms my suspicions ... I am dyslexic. Thanks for the correction.
Posted By: sikid
Elizabeth Montgomery was Bewitched, and Barbara Eden was I Dream of Jeannie. Correcting your invalid post.
Posted By: fcody0
When I discovered what my cock would to if I tugged on it up and down a little, I don't think there was such a thing as a porn star. But, the girls that could have fit in that category were where Ginger on Gilligan's Island, Elizabeth Montgomery on I Dream of Genie, and especially Audra on Bonanza. Oh...Audra. Chery Tiegs. Not having a clue what real porno was, what really got me off though, were my sisters Glamour, Cosmo and Seventeen magazines, but wait, it gets better, oh, those Sunday news supplement bra advertisements were always worth the one week wait. Mom always wondered why I spent so much time in the bathroom on Sundays and emerged with sweat across my forehead...but I think she knew.
Who/What got you off at first when you first discovered what would happen if you spent a little time playing with that thing down there you thought had only one purpose and that was to pee? Don't tell me your sisters best friend or Sheila from 6th grade. Famous people. Mainstream.
Wasn't the hottie on Beverly Hillbillies named "Ellie May". Yep, she got my adolescent hormones rolling at inappropriate moments during class of Thanksgiving dinner. Nice pick. Thanks.
Loved that girl from Minnesota. But, think before you knew about porn. What was your pornography before you even knew about pornography and who were the girls that got you going?
no you misunderstand Ellie Mae was the main character daughter of uncle Jed Joy Lansing played a recurring role throughout the series as the wife of Lester flat guitar player in flat Scroggs the wife of Earl Scruggs was played by a brunette actress Ellie Mae never really did much for me for some reason but Joy Lansing just had this classic beauty about her antibody to die for. I hope this clarifies that for you
Posted By: fcody0
Wasn't the hottie on Beverly Hillbillies named "Ellie May". Yep, she got my adolescent hormones rolling at inappropriate moments during class of Thanksgiving dinner. Nice pick. Thanks.
Barbara Bach and that sexy blonde from the opening of The Spy Who Loved Me. I'd always had pleasurable sensations prior, but my folks took me on a cruise, soon after I'd had my first sex ed class. The cruise was showing this new James Bond flick and my folks thought I was old enough to see it. It was a memorable night of many firsts. My first Bond flick, my first exposure to adult material, and my first wank resulting in ejaculation. Really made the sex ed stuff crystal clear.
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