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Jello??teeth_smile
MissBridgetteM See my TER Reviews 1849 reads
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Did someone say Jello? There is  always have room for jello and Bridgette!!  hahahaa!!

And sorry to burst any bubbles but she is doing Cyber one on ones.. Not incalls.  And Mankomaniac she makes a lot of money from her site because she doesn't provide and I believe the cream pies are only with her husband.  

But now back to Sofla and Jello wrestling... My money is on Taylor for the win. I believe she can take Sofla in the first round! HA!

First Catalina Cruz becomes available?  What's next, Stormy Daniel offering to change my tire on the side of a deserted road while weird techno music inexplicably plays in the background, only to find that I forgot to put on underwear that morning?  Or Taylor Wane, Harley Davis and Bridgette Monroe showing up at my doorstep with 50 lbs of Jello mix and 20 cans of whip cream asking if they can use my bathtub?


Retirement is for quitters!

who hold their boxes at weird angles.

Hmmm. 'Porn gods smiling on me' would be Nina Hartley knocking on the door, accompanied by a lovely lass, asking me if Ii want to make a new instructional DVD series on the things I've been researching.

I must be totally off today, because I'm totally missing your point.

What's so surprising about Catalina Cruz  becoming available?  

Frankly, I had never heard of her.  But nothing seems out of place here.
1. She just turned 30, so she's probably seen a huge drop-off in calls for photo and video work
2. She's been posing lots of content on her website to attract traffic and members.
3. She blogs about doing a live webcam show on her website with a creampie ending

How is doing, in Catalina's words, "private 1 on 1's" going downmarket in her situation?

Did someone say Jello? There is  always have room for jello and Bridgette!!  hahahaa!!

And sorry to burst any bubbles but she is doing Cyber one on ones.. Not incalls.  And Mankomaniac she makes a lot of money from her site because she doesn't provide and I believe the cream pies are only with her husband.  

But now back to Sofla and Jello wrestling... My money is on Taylor for the win. I believe she can take Sofla in the first round! HA!

I don't believe I have ever won anything against Taylor.  Whenever we grapple, she gets naked and I just say "yes dear, you win", like the spineless, jellyfish of a man that I am.

hahaha! Well I have seen the two of you together and I know she can take you even if you put up a little bit of a fight..   ;-)
But it would be fun to watch the two of you wrestle in Jello and whipped cream... I would actually pay money to see that. And I will even judge the competion and then of course take on the winner.. Oh hell are there really any losers in Jello wrestling? hahahaha!!

Me and pencil neck David Beckham (all 5'11", 165 lbs of him) vs. you and Catalina.  After you two have your way with him, I will have my way with you.

Why David Beckham... You should do a tag team match and have girl as your partner. Then maybe, she can turn on you during the match and it could be a 3 on one... Now that's great wrestling. It has plot twists and it would be super entertaining. Especially for you.

Or, I'll volunteer to be in your team.

Hahaha! You must have seen my Porn Star Friday... Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaah... That is EXACTLY WHY! HA!

I did... but you might have better luck with Cirstiano Ronaldo as he has been known to engage in such activities.

And I will be there to supervise so it doesnt get out of hand.  :)  and to be on stand by in case of injury to Beckham.  LOL

Cheers

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